Honor someone you love with a dirty limerick....
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eileenbunny
Druish Princess
I love you too sweetie.Syrup Beaver
pants log
Once I swapped organs with this guy
Who's Dunkin' Donuts nametag read 'Fly'
At a Holiday Inn in Tampa
My testicle began to crap up
When his anus was broader than my thigh
Who's Dunkin' Donuts nametag read 'Fly'
At a Holiday Inn in Tampa
My testicle began to crap up
When his anus was broader than my thigh
I post on the site Useless Forums
My comments, I hope they don't bore 'em
But that admin named Fly
Is such a queer guy
He's hunted by Sen. Rick Santorum
My comments, I hope they don't bore 'em
But that admin named Fly
Is such a queer guy
He's hunted by Sen. Rick Santorum
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The once was a femme called Zengirl
Sharp wit on the web she would hurl
Crude letters from Sleeman
Would oft leave her steamin'
And wishing he'd mistype the URL
Sharp wit on the web she would hurl
Crude letters from Sleeman
Would oft leave her steamin'
And wishing he'd mistype the URL
There once was a lady named Candy
Who's boobies were well known as dandy.
She laid by the pool
While the boys went to drool
And put in a request to Jack Handy
Who's boobies were well known as dandy.
She laid by the pool
While the boys went to drool
And put in a request to Jack Handy
Syrup Beaver
pants log
I've heard of this girl called Bubbles
Who was bound to have many troubles
Hearing from guys she had met
Or the ones who hung out on the net
Requesting pictures of her set of doubles
Who was bound to have many troubles
Hearing from guys she had met
Or the ones who hung out on the net
Requesting pictures of her set of doubles
A guy by the name chikkenoodul
Mistakenly sexxored a poodle
For sake of a rhyme
Such slander is fine
And ends with the word snickerdoodle
/my freestyle is whack
Mistakenly sexxored a poodle
For sake of a rhyme
Such slander is fine
And ends with the word snickerdoodle
/my freestyle is whack
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A man known online as SpangMonkee
His physique, let's pretend, is quite chunky
If he'd smoke crack in mounds
He could drop a few pounds
But would likely end up as a junkie
/no idea what he looks like
//posting like a man posessed
///by absolutely no talent
////slash mania!!!
/////oh shit... I forgot this isn't fark. I should knock this slash shit off.
His physique, let's pretend, is quite chunky
If he'd smoke crack in mounds
He could drop a few pounds
But would likely end up as a junkie
/no idea what he looks like
//posting like a man posessed
///by absolutely no talent
////slash mania!!!
/////oh shit... I forgot this isn't fark. I should knock this slash shit off.
theacoustician said:
Dammit....I had the best of intentions. Candy and I were in the pool all day Saturday and we didn't even think of it. Sorry boys....I will have to come up with another plan for the postage of oobies.
mmmm oobiesBubbles said:Dammit....I had the best of intentions. Candy and I were in the pool all day Saturday and we didn't even think of it. Sorry boys....I will have to come up with another plan for the postage of oobies.
A sad man, let's call him Dirkphoenix
His sex life, his girlfriend does nix
He'll ditch her and her nags
And buy new porno mags
And clean up the mess with some Kleenex
/karma--
//may have crossed the line. apologies in advance.
His sex life, his girlfriend does nix
He'll ditch her and her nags
And buy new porno mags
And clean up the mess with some Kleenex
/karma--
//may have crossed the line. apologies in advance.
Angrily, theacoustician
Banned Lame-o, yes, it was his mission
Only time will tell
If this will end well
For Lame-o, now lost in perdition
Banned Lame-o, yes, it was his mission
Only time will tell
If this will end well
For Lame-o, now lost in perdition