holy flurking schnit!

[shockthemonkey]

my boo!

you're my boo!

 

[CletusJones]

im sorry, i respect your mind as well as your body... i feel that your body is a temple and i must worship it.... ah fuck it, roll around in some jello and lets screw

i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on over

 

[shockthemonkey]

i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on over

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW!!!!

 

[CletusJones]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW!!!!

 

[shockthemonkey]

sir, my hat is off to you

edit: i meant pants

 

[fly]

What the hell did this thread turn into?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What the hell did this thread turn into?

I have no idea, I got scared and held my :gloerf:

 

[Excedrin]

What the hell did this thread turn into?

I don't even remember what it was about originally.

 

[ieholly]

sir, my hat is off to you

edit: i meant pants

pif. i forgot to wear some.

 

[Nyx]

sir, my hat is off to you

edit: i meant pants

Pics!

Oh, wait, I forgot, I'm supposed to not be talking to you, at least I think I'm supposed to...

 

[shockthemonkey]

ieholly.... no! i might need to put them back on if the 5-0 comes.

dw.... .....

 

[Mondoz]

What the hell did this thread turn into?

I would ask for cliffs, but I'm not sure that's possible.

 

[CletusJones]

I would ask for cliffs, but I'm not sure that's possible.

notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit

 

[Mondoz]

notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit

Those toaster accidents aren't as rare as you might think.

 

[fly]

notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit

IBwtf

 

[CletusJones]

Those toaster accidents aren't as rare as you might think.

speaking from experience are we?

 

[Mondoz]

speaking from experience are we?

If only I wasn't...

I wish the nightmares and the screaming would just stop!!

 

[CletusJones]

If only I wasn't...

I wish the nightmares and the screaming would just stop!!

wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...

 

[Mondoz]

wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...

You've apparently not been using the 4 piece models.

STAY AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.

 

[CletusJones]

You've apparently not been using the 4 piece models.

STAY AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.

mine is just one wide long slot. it's actually very inviting.

edit: sometimes i just snuggle with it.