holy flurking schnit!

CletusJones

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shockthemonkey said:
im sorry, i respect your mind as well as your body... i feel that your body is a temple and i must worship it.... ah fuck it, roll around in some jello and lets screw
i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on over
 
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CletusJones said:
i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on over
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW!!!!
 
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ieholly.... no! i might need to put them back on if the 5-0 comes.

dw.... .....
 

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Mondoz said:
I would ask for cliffs, but I'm not sure that's possible.
notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit
 
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CletusJones said:
notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit


Those toaster accidents aren't as rare as you might think.
 

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CletusJones said:
notes that cliff wrote:

- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit

IBwtf
 

CletusJones

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Mondoz said:
If only I wasn't...

I wish the nightmares and the screaming would just stop!!
wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...
 
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CletusJones said:
wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...

You've apparently not been using the 4 piece models.

STAY AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.
 

CletusJones

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Mondoz said:
You've apparently not been using the 4 piece models.

STAY AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.
mine is just one wide long slot. it's actually very inviting.

edit: sometimes i just snuggle with it.