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i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on overshockthemonkey said:im sorry, i respect your mind as well as your body... i feel that your body is a temple and i must worship it.... ah fuck it, roll around in some jello and lets screw
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW!!!!CletusJones said:i knew there was a reason to make jello last night. i've got the kiddle pool all ready and everything. come on over
I have no idea, I got scared and held my :gloerf:fly said:What the hell did this thread turn into?
fly said:What the hell did this thread turn into?
shockthemonkey said:sir, my hat is off to you
edit: i meant pants
shockthemonkey said:sir, my hat is off to you
edit: i meant pants
fly said:What the hell did this thread turn into?
notes that cliff wrote:Mondoz said:I would ask for cliffs, but I'm not sure that's possible.
CletusJones said:notes that cliff wrote:
- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit
CletusJones said:notes that cliff wrote:
- i seduce shockthemonkey
- he likes it
- he seduces me back
- i kill him with a wooden spoon
- i pose his lifeless body to look like he was killed in a bizarre toaster-fucking accident.
- ....
- profit
speaking from experience are we?Mondoz said:Those toaster accidents aren't as rare as you might think.
CletusJones said:speaking from experience are we?
wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...Mondoz said:If only I wasn't...
I wish the nightmares and the screaming would just stop!!
CletusJones said:wow, i had no idea it could be that bad. i just wrap myself with 2 pieces of bread and go to town. it's all warm and moist...
mine is just one wide long slot. it's actually very inviting.Mondoz said:You've apparently not been using the 4 piece models.
STAY AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.