Hi, I'm Ken, and I am dead sexy.

[Sarcasmo]

I just think it would be hilarious to walk around looking buff but really being so.

"Hey dude, some help over here? You're a big guy, hold this up for me."

"Yeah I'm really not. They're fake. Good luck though."

 

[Millions]

Hehehe. That or he'll end up helping and one of his boob implants will pop and deflate.

"Uhm...you got an air compressor and one of those little blow up needles?"

 

[b_sinning]

Ever see that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when he wears inflatible muscles and gets into a contest and they eventually pop?

 

[Nyx]

If that's perfection I much prefer flawed and imperfect

 

[Sp`ange]

Ever see that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when he wears inflatible muscles and gets into a contest and they eventually pop?

I was thinkin' more of the "Ren and Stimpy" where stimpy gave up his ass for Ren to have big pecks.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He probably has a tape deck in the d*mn thing that lets him swap out his music.

Prior to his surgery he had a needle on the end that played vinyl.

Isn't this some kind of disease? The constant need to have plastic surgery done?

You're right, maybe there's an iPod mini in there...

It's a disease all right, it's called reading too many women's magazines