Hi, I'm Ken, and I am dead sexy.

[Thorn Bird]

this gives new definition to "blow-up doll"...

 

[Bubbles]

"Don't you wish your boyfriend was a freak like me..."

I wouldn't mind a freak like you...............but, a freak like that guy is just scary.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I wouldn't mind a freak like you...............but, a freak like that guy is just scary.

I don't think my baby momma would be too happy if I brought a girl home from Florida.

 

[Bubbles]

I don't think my baby momma would be too happy if I brought a girl home from Florida.

I hate my baby momma
Don't want my baby momma
Can't stand my baby momma
Don't need my baby momma

I hate my baby daddy
Don't want my baby daddy
Can't stand my baby daddy
Don't need my baby daddy

I haven't heard that song in forever, but it always makes me giggle.

 

[Fat Burger]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!!!

I don't understand the bewbies tho? Ken didn't have em?

He does, they just weren't as visible in the first picture.

 

[Sarcasmo]

He does, they just weren't as visible in the first picture.

I think she meant the toy.

 

[simple]

that's one scary ass bunny

 

[Sp`ange]

so why couldn't he just work out?

 

[JAXvillain]

so why couldn't he just work out?

he might've broken a nail, silly!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

he might've broken a nail, silly!

I was about to say "or get callouses" but then I remembered the Knyte signature glove

 

[Sarcasmo]

I was about to say "or get callouses" but then I remembered the Knyte signature glove

You should forward that GLOVE ad to this guy with a note that says "HAHAHA A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS YOU BIG FAG...ALL YOU NEEDED WERE SOME GLOVES"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You should forward that GLOVE ad to this guy with a note that says "HAHAHA A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS YOU BIG FAG...ALL YOU NEEDED WERE SOME GLOVES"

I bet he's got a Real Doll that looks JUST like him

 

[fly]

Think he has a big cock?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Think he has a big cock?

After spending a quarter million dollars he's probably got an electrically fired one that plays the Star Spangled Banner at climax.

 

[kiwi]

Think he has a big cock?

Doubt it, he probably had it reduced so his pants would fit better, dang bulge.

 

[Bubbles]

Think he has a big cock?

I can't even bring myself to post what I'm thinking.............I just don't know how to put it into words.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

After spending a quarter million dollars he's probably got an electrically fired one that plays the Star Spangled Banner at climax.

I'd suspect it would probably be 'I'm too sexy' instead

 

[eileenbunny]

People like that are just nuts. Also, how in the world is they guy that worked on Michael Jackson still getting clients???

 

[Coqui]

People like that are just nuts. Also, how in the world is they guy that worked on Michael Jackson still getting clients???

Like Mike, if I could be like Mike

 

[Millions]

I'd suspect it would probably be 'I'm too sexy' instead

He probably has a tape deck in the d*mn thing that lets him swap out his music.

Prior to his surgery he had a needle on the end that played vinyl.

Isn't this some kind of disease? The constant need to have plastic surgery done?