Me? Of all the people here and you pick my integrity to question? I'll have you know that me AND my poo stick to strict moral and ethical guidelines.
I recognize the toilet and it's relationship with my poo.
I know that there is no other toilet like the toilet at home for my poo.
I don't speak ill of the toilet although I'm a little bad about speaking ill of my poo (I'm working on it).
I always poop in the toilet on Sunday.
I don't poop on my mom and dad.
I don't kill anyone with poo (although some have fainted)
I don't play with other people's poo.
I don't take credit for other's spectacular bathroom feats.
I take credit for my own bathroom feats.
I don't want anyone else's poo but my own.