Hi April and Zac

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you lack integrity

Me? Of all the people here and you pick my integrity to question? I'll have you know that me AND my poo stick to strict moral and ethical guidelines.

I recognize the toilet and it's relationship with my poo.
I know that there is no other toilet like the toilet at home for my poo.
I don't speak ill of the toilet although I'm a little bad about speaking ill of my poo (I'm working on it).
I always poop in the toilet on Sunday.
I don't poop on my mom and dad.
I don't kill anyone with poo (although some have fainted)
I don't play with other people's poo.
I don't take credit for other's spectacular bathroom feats.
I take credit for my own bathroom feats.
I don't want anyone else's poo but my own.