here is a pic of myself, what do you think?

Pandora said:
Damn straight!! I wanna join in the pahtay too!! :pandora:
do you have skills? we only want chicks who have great skills.
 
Pandora said:
Mad skillz. :hi2u:
excellent. ok you're in.

i'll cancel the order on the 5 gal tub of vaseline.... i'll order a 25gal tub of that and various condiments.
 
shockthemonkey said:
i imagine loving you is like loving a warm cinnamon bun.... and just as sticky

I'm not sure if I've just been complimented or insulted :fly:

Warm cinnamon buns=good, so I'm taking it as something good :D
 
DW said:
I'm not sure if I've just been complimented or insulted :fly:

Warm cinnamon buns=good, so I'm taking it as something good :D
it's sooooo good.

now im hungry AND horny. wtf man :mad:
 
shockthemonkey said:
excellent. ok you're in.

i'll cancel the order on the 5 gal tub of vaseline.... i'll order a 25gal tub of that and various condiments.
25 gallons of vaseline? Personally, I think we'd have better luck with a kiddie pool full of that new KY warming. :drool:
 
CletusJones said:
25 gallons of vaseline? Personally, I think we'd have better luck with a kiddie pool full of that new KY warming. :drool:
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YOUR A JEANYUS!

dov, get to work, we have akiddie pool to fill!
 
CletusJones said:
thank you good sir. :)

I've got the kiddie pool if you can get the KY warming.
hey good thinking like that will get you far in life..... and with the ladies.

i'll accept your offer if dov can fill the pool.

see i delegate things. that's what life is all about. as is sex. Sex involves alot of delegation: who does what, who licks where, who sucks on what for how long, who wears the spandex, who gets gagged and tied up and whipped with conduit, etc....
 
shockthemonkey said:
hey good thinking like that will get you far in life..... and with the ladies.

i'll accept your offer if dov can fill the pool.

see i delegate things. that's what life is all about. as is sex. Sex involves alot of delegation: who does what, who licks where, who sucks on what for how long, who wears the spandex, who gets gagged and tied up and whipped with conduit, etc....


I'm more than willing to fill the pool........

LET THE ACTIVITIES COMMENCE!!!!!
 
shockthemonkey said:
hehehehehe :cool:

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shockthemonkey said:
hey good thinking like that will get you far in life..... and with the ladies.

i'll accept your offer if dov can fill the pool.

see i delegate things. that's what life is all about. as is sex. Sex involves alot of delegation: who does what, who licks where, who sucks on what for how long, who wears the spandex, who gets gagged and tied up and whipped with conduit, etc....

I'm not sure I want to know what's getting delegated to me :fly:

That sounds like planning in too much detail, what if things start happening off of the planned agenda? :shifty: