Help Wanted

[Sarcasmo]

"This is W_a_W. W_a_W is a singer in a band. He drives a corvette, and takes beautiful women to sporting events before taking them home and giving them the meat pole. During the day he supports the legal department at Time Warner.

Over here is ShawnDavid. Shawn sticks his hand in dog shit and urinates off of his porch. He can usually be found without a shirt on. His wife is obsessive compulsive and rambles incoherently while intoxicated and/or rolling.

Who would YOU want to be?

Remember children, just say no."

 

[Onnotangu]

I don't do anything heavier than the rare(once a year) green.

 

[El Borracho]

this threads got me keekling every which a way.

 

[JAXvillain]

"This is W_a_W. W_a_W is a singer in a band. He drives a corvette, and takes beautiful women to sporting events before taking them home and giving them the meat pole. During the day he supports the legal department at Time Warner.

Over here is ShawnDavid. Shawn sticks his hand in dog shit and urinates off of his porch. He can usually be found without a shirt on. His wife is obsessive compulsive and rambles incoherently while intoxicated and/or rolling.

Who would YOU want to be?

Remember children, just say no."

bwahahaha

 

[Thorn Bird]

I'm not on Ambien. I'm on percocet!

MY. NEW. BEST. FRIEND.

comeplaycomeplaycomeplay

 

[eileenbunny]

"This is W_a_W. W_a_W is a singer in a band. He drives a corvette, and takes beautiful women to sporting events before taking them home and giving them the meat pole. During the day he supports the legal department at Time Warner.

Over here is ShawnDavid. Shawn sticks his hand in dog shit and urinates off of his porch. He can usually be found without a shirt on. His wife is obsessive compulsive and rambles incoherently while intoxicated and/or rolling.

Who would YOU want to be?

Remember children, just say no."

I wanna be Shawndavid's wife. She has a really great body and she's fun to hang out with even if she does ramble incoherently.

 

[zengirl]

Am I like, the only person in the world not on Ambien??

I've posted this same question in a previous thread

 

[Candy]

I wanna be Shawndavid's wife. She has a really great body and she's fun to hang out with even if she does ramble incoherently.

to you Ms. Bunny.

Sarcasmo - I don't know what you mean... It's great to be me!

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I've posted this same question in a previous thread

It scares me that we may be the last people on earth who are "normal"

 

[Sarcasmo]

to you Ms. Bunny.

Sarcasmo - I don't know what you mean... It's great to be me!

 

[ZRH]

 

[shawndavid]

I wanna be Shawndavid's wife. She has a really great body and she's fun to hang out with even if she does ramble incoherently.

Plus she has me hovering over her.

 

[eileenbunny]

Plus she has me hovering over her.

Well, I could probably do without Mr. Doo Doo hands, but you are kinda cute and fuzzy like.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Well, I could probably do without Mr. Doo Doo hands, but you are kinda cute and fuzzy like.

 

[BeerAd]

I dont do drugs










Drugs do me

 

[BeerAd]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ahahahahahaha

I love the feeling of an IV, that would feel even better



( Better than it tastes, THAT'S for sure )

 

[Candy]

I dont do drugs










Drugs do me

LOl - We were listening to a little Marilyn Manson last night: "Don't like the Drugs but the drugs like me..."

 

[Candy]

It scares me that we may be the last people on earth who are "normal"

If they are prescribed does THAT make me normal?

I have a aquaintenance that believes that because she is prescribed xanax bars that taking them at work is OK even if it makes her forget shit, etc. Standard response: "But they are PRESCRIBED!!!"

 

[mattcohn.com]

I'm not on anything... but I felt like I was when I read this thread.