Somehow I lost Amy. We were drinking wine, and laughing and carrying on about local happenings...playing Xbox...and then she was gone...
She used to be so happy and fun...until she passed out...now she is still and silent...
I don't know if a bit of tickling would give me mad Amy Bucks or if the Amy Po Po would pull me over and rough me up a la Rodney King. (That bitch shoulda laid down!)
Given the volatile nature of someone who's chosen to ditch an aircraft so hastily I think my talents would be best used in something for later.
I'll fill her water bottle for work with vodka and chill it.
More later/tomorrow
*edit - I just hope I'm able to get here before she does. I'm taking her to the Melting Pot so I could poop in her shoe and I'd be Kosher.
She used to be so happy and fun...until she passed out...now she is still and silent...
I don't know if a bit of tickling would give me mad Amy Bucks or if the Amy Po Po would pull me over and rough me up a la Rodney King. (That bitch shoulda laid down!)
Given the volatile nature of someone who's chosen to ditch an aircraft so hastily I think my talents would be best used in something for later.
I'll fill her water bottle for work with vodka and chill it.
More later/tomorrow
*edit - I just hope I'm able to get here before she does. I'm taking her to the Melting Pot so I could poop in her shoe and I'd be Kosher.