Helicopter on a turntable

The helicopter incorporates British, American, French, German, Japanese, and Taiwanese components and was assembled at the Bell Textron facility in Hurst, Texas.
 
This is why the robots will take over your job.

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W_a_W has not slept with anyone aboard the helicopter, though he did have a 'moment' with Dave, the hangar mechanic.
 
In order to prevent it taking off the center of rotation (COR) of the blades would have to be directly above the COR of the turntable. Because of this the center of gravity (COG) of the helicopter (which doesn't necessarily line up with the COR of the blades) would be to one side of the COR of the turntable, which would result in a net acceleration away from the COR of the turntable, flinging the helicopter off the turntable once the rotation reaches the speed necessary for the required centripetal force to be greater than that provided by friction between the landing skids and the largest album ever cut.