My thanksgiving shens included:
1. started drinking at 10am poolside at our hotel
2. had a minor meltdown at the In-Laws when I realized this was my first Thanksgiving away from my parents, that I will never win the Thanksgiving Venue Battle, and that I have probably no more Thanksgivings with my dying mother and grandfather
3. Had my dinner plate FUCKING STOLEN from me when I was sucked into a horrid vortex of a conversation with Valve's uncle.