at first glance I thought you spiral sliced a turkey. I think I need more sleep.
that sounds pretty bitchin'
We bought a fresh bird from Whole Foods this year it was great. You pick the local farm you want it from and you pick it up the day before. It's was super fresh and not frozen. It did smell super gamey so we kept it in the garage until we were ready to cook it. It was way better than any turkey I've had in the past from the store.