Ontopic Happy New Year, Kids.

[Jehannum]

I did not get one single dick pic.

Is that a size joke about the dick pic I sent?

 

[APRIL]

Is that a size joke about the dick pic I sent?

I did not receive a dick pic from you, but knowing you, it's probably corny dad joke thing.

 

[Jehannum]

I did not receive a dick pic from you, but knowing you, it's probably corny dad joke thing.

Quick on the uptake, are you?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So, whos back to work today?
Im still off since the holiday was yesterday.
5am is gonna come awful early tomorrow.

 

[Ledboots]

So, whos back to work today?
Im still off since the holiday was yesterday.
5am is gonna come awful early tomorrow.

Tomorrow for me, too. I had the week off and really don't want to go back

 

[APRIL]

I'm physically back to work, but my brain has not joined me yet.

 

[OOD]

So, whos back to work today?
Im still off since the holiday was yesterday.
5am is gonna come awful early tomorrow.

My wife is back at work today, so the number of shitty diapers has doubled for me today.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tomorrow for me, too. I had the week off and really don't want to go back

:highfive:

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm physically back to work, but my brain has not joined me yet.

stfu

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My wife is back at work today, so the number of shitty diapers has doubled for me today.

The best day ever was when my kid learned to poop on his own

 

[MacG]

Back at work. Arrived at the office around 1400 because I'm sick and couldn't get off of bed.

 

[OOD]

The best day ever was when my kid learned to poop on his own

I'm looking forward to that day, for sure.

 

[Floptical]

Off today as well. My play is to sit around and watch the Winter Classic.

 

[Strings]

I'm off till Thursday. Using up some time I'm owed.

 

[Jehannum]

Still off, back to work tomorrow. Gonna navel gaze and maybe take the Christmas tree down and cut it up for firewood.

 

[MacG]

The best day ever was when my kid learned to poop on his own

I'm looking forward to that day, for sure.

Kids can't poop by themselves? What do you do stick a plunger to their butts and pump the shit out?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

So, whos back to work today?
Im still off since the holiday was yesterday.
5am is gonna come awful early tomorrow.

I worked yesterday. Today starts my weekend

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Jan 2, workday. Sort of. Sister's family still here. Rested sort of. No need to send help.
*Blinking twice

Do you need to take another fare to Maryland? I think you need to take another fare to Maryland

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Kids can't poop by themselves? What do you do stick a plunger to their butts and pump the shit out?

They poop on their own just fine, just not where you want them to

 

[Floptical]

They poop on their own just fine, just not where you want them to

Like father like son