FYI Happy Birthday Dharma and Kiki! e-Gift Thread Time!

[JAXvillain]

you were close. it's hogwarts or some shit like that

 

[tre]

you were close. it's hogwarts or some shit like that

for a man that claims to have never seen it, you sure know your harry potter.

 

[JAXvillain]

only because of others incessant blabbering about the stupid shit

 

[Coqui]

only because of others incessant blabbering about the stupid shit

I think you brought it up more in this thread than anyone else.

 

[Kill Me Plz]

Happy Birthday Dharma & Gretchen !

 

[eileenbunny]

Happy birthday you two. I'll post presents later, but for your birthdays I got the flu so I feel like doo doo. Maybe I'll send it to you all.

 

[APRIL]

I was having a pretty dull birffday til I got a very special phone call from an awesome forum member. Thank you. You totally lifted my spirits
thank you thank you thank you

I hate talking on the phone, but happy barfday.

 

[JAXvillain]

did you two talk about shoes and boys and what you are going to do with your hair?

 

[Duke]

My e-gifts

For Kiki

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/86dd/

For Dharma

http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/home-entertainment/cf9b/

 

[Mrs. Valve]

a joint gift!

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

a joint gift!

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WIN

 

[Dharma1521]

My e-gifts

For Kiki

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/86dd/

For Dharma

http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/home-entertainment/cf9b/

HA! That was on my wish list. No one bought it for me though. Cheap bastards.

 

[Kevlar]

HAPPY B-DAY!

 

[Casper]

thank you!

by the way i kicked Dhramas ass in our birthday jello fight last night. i had to spend the whole night licking jello out of her crevices

That's because Dharma was all like "keep licking! There's Oxycontin in there somewhere!"

She knows how to turn you on.

 

[APRIL]

In for fapping in a dark corner while Kiki licks Dharma's crevices.

 

[Dharma1521]

She's my boo!

Oh you!

 

[JAXvillain]

awwwww yeah, UF girl on girl time *puts on 70's porn music*

 

[Kill Me Plz]

Here ... this will get you all sweeeeeeeeaty & happies.







LOL ! and WTF ?

 

[kiwi]

Happy birthday and stuff.

 

[Dharma1521]

So the folks in my department didn't wish me happy birthday. Which is fine, I don't like people making a big deal about it. So my boss said that her boss wants me to piggyback on this other girls surprise party. I'm not good with situations like that I don't like to be the center of attention it makes me nervous and shaky and I would just rather not. So I said not thanks its totally fine I'm good with not having a celebration. So I have to answer questions like, you don't want your own cake? No, I don't. You don't want them to say surprise or sing to you? No, I'm good thanks.

so then she stopped by and said that she let everyone know that we would not be celebrating my birthday and to not even send well wishes.

Jesus, now I'm THAT girl, that bitch. I just didn't want a big deal made. I didn't want to piggy back on someone elses birthday.