So I just heard the phrase "gold star gay". For those of you that don't know (I like educating people about such things) a gold star gay is one that has never had sex with a woman. There is also a double gold star gay is a person that has never had sex with a woman and also was born by C section, so as to never have experienced a vagina in any way. I have never penetrated a woman with my manmeat, so I think that qualifies as a gold star gay, right? So who is a gold star straight here?