Get to know your fellow forum freaks : THE SURVEY! (pt2 of 2)
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That's silly. I can't say I've seen too many pictures of you, but from what I remember seeing I really like your nose. It gives your face a very exotic look. I bet you would look even more exotic with burnette or even darker hair. Not that I don't appreciate your beautiful blonde hair. I don't think I've seen any pics of your body, but taking your word for it, I would imagine all around you are very pleasing to the eye.kiwi said:
elpmis said:
That's cause I'll only ever post pics that downplay my nose, it's just a little on the big side.
Next to that I have these long unnaturally skinny arms, so my Elbows stick out and are really boney, I'm not to fond of them either. I guess I should work out to put some meat on my arms to help solve the problem.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Since he can't be with us....
smileynev said:------------------------------------------
1. Real first name?
Nermal
2. Location?
A bear infested wasteland
3. Will you answer all the following questions or pick and choose?
As many as my wife lets me
4. How did you hear about UF?
I pestered fly until he told me
5. Are you the same character in person as you are on UF?
I'm more of a superhero in real life
6. What do you do for a living?
Indentured servant
7. What do you WANT to do for a living?
Chewbacca
8. Favorite time of day?
5 cents off Mountain Dew bucket at the gas station
9. One thing in this world you can't live without?
Cheese in all of it's many glorious colors and flavors
10. Place in the world that you would live given the choice?
The Hostess quality control room
11. The one thing you have done that you feel the worst about?
Dropping a cheddarwurst on the ground and giving it to the dog
12. Freakiest sexual thing you have done in your life?
Imagining Claudia Black and Princess Leia in bed together
13. Games on computer, console, or boards?
I'm not allowed to play video games
14. Most attractive characteristic in someone else?
An appreciation for the finer points of anti-warfare
15. Most prized possession?
My lucky Millenium Falcon keychain
16. What is your greatest fear?
Vegetables
17. Would you rather discover that space aliens are superior to us or inferior?
Aliens are obviously inferior, because they obviously didn't invent cheese.
18. What would you say is the single most enlightening event of your life?
When I discovered squirrel costumes for sale
19. The one luxury item (not matches, water, etc.) you'd take with you on an island?
Joint compound
20. Your most attractive feature? Least?
I look like Steve Wozniak
21. Why do you keep pretending you are straight?
It confuses the bears
22. Favorite season?
When the bears are in hibernation
23. Wanna buy a monkey?
Can it run CAT 5?
24. Whose brain (living or dead) would you pick?
George Lucas
25. The word you like most? Least?
Buffet, retaining wall
26. If you were an actor, what would be the one thing you'd think of to make yourself cry?
Yoda dying
27. If you could time warp, where would you go?
Endor
28. What would you make the sixth (or seventh) sense be?
The ability to create cheese out of thin air
29. Pet peeve?
Non-dairy products
30. What's your biggest regret?
I have no regrets
31. Most special person in your life?
Darth Vader
32. What's the last thing you want to hear before you die?
Greedo shot first
33. What does it all mean?
Canada sucks
34. Do you believe in an afterlife? If yes, is it made out of cheese?
Yes, I sure as hell hope so
35. If you could become rich by inventing a perfectly clean and self-perpetuating source of energy that could power the entire earth, but all of your friends and loved ones had to die in a horrific accident getting it to work would you do it?
Would there still be cheese?
36. Do you think you could do a better job than God at running the universe? If so, how? (Assuming you believe in God, of course)
Of course, fucker still lets hockey exist
37. Do you believe in the Buy American principal? Why or why not?
Yes, because other countries suck
38. Are you for or against the concept of a global governing body? Why or why not?
No, because other countries suck
39. If you could abolish Wal-Mart to save smaller but more expensive local stores, would you?
Wal-Mart is expensive
40. Wanna “do it”?
I'm not trading my Star Wars comics for anything
41. What really turns you on?
Apple's new product announcements
42. What the hell is wrong with you?
Absolutely nothing
43. If you had $500 to spend on anything (for yourself) what would it be?
A stormtrooper helmet
44. What do you collect?
Home projects
45. What is/was your most successful pick up line?
Can I get that biggie sized?
46. In this life, what is our fate?
Bear food
47. Is mankind evolving or is it too late?
We shall become like the Gungans
48. Whose diary would you like to read?
Han Solo
49. What are you the most suspicious of?
Jawa's, and the French
50. What's the one thing you would change about the world?
Less gravity
51. What would your theme song/songs in your soundtrack be?
Little House on the Prarie theme song
52. Are you threatening me?
I am a man of peace
53. For or against abortion?
For, but only for Canadians
54. Ever been convicted of a crime?
Using up the ketchup is not a crime
55. Are you tired of answering questions yet?
I am graceful, like a gazelle
56. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I don't eat vegetables
57. Do you have friends crazier then you or are you the craziest?
I'm not allowed to have friends
58. Do you have emotional scars?
No, but I have a nifty bruise on my cortex from a paintball
59. What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
Extolling the virtues of Jar Jar Binks
60. What was you favorite toy as a kid?
A lightsabre made from wrapping paper rolls
61. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Duluth
62. What advice did your parents give you that you actually took?
Stop pretending you're Lando
63. Death or paraplegic?
Mutant
64. Blind or deaf?
Color deaf
65. Are you on meds regularly?
Does drywall dust count as meds?
66. Do you want/have children?
I'm going for my own baseball team
67. Do you prefer people or animals?
People dressed as animals
68. All time favorite food?
Broccoli
69. What scares you most?
A critical Twinkie shortage, I've only got enough stored for 10 years.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Was that before or after he lost his arm in a freak sprinkler system mishap?kiwi said:He cemented his feet into his latest retaining wall project.
I've dated probably an equal amount of blondes and brunettes - all I'm saying is that with your nice brown/dark eyes brunette would work so wellkiwi said:Apparently you have a thing for brunettes.
I like the middle one, the last is a little too dark for me personally.
Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
elpmis said:check it out kiwi
as your hair gets darker your hotness gets hotter imho
I can't begin to imagine the greatness if you were burnette
It frames her face better.