fuck your cell phone mitch.

[midge]

it's the intro line from professor booty by the beastie boys
if it's going to be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

*it's not as funny when you have to explain it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Would twinkling stars still sprinkle their tinkle if you ate kris kringle?

 

[JAXvillain]

*it's not as funny when you have to explain it.

I can agree to that

 

[midge]

i had no idea just how real chamillionaire is. thankfully, he broke it down for me: "keep it so real the word 'fake' tries to hate, and jumps out of the dictionary like, 'you gonna get beat up'." that's really real.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You know what else is real?

Plastic flowers.

THOSE are real.

 

[midge]

apparently the video hos of the past are now a distant memory. they don't put out for anyone. rick ross is left fucking pianos. "i fucks pianos" seriously. he said that.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

it's the intro line from professor booty by the beastie boys
if it's going to be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

I know exactly where it's from..

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't know who rick ross is, but plooking pianos sounds kinda visionary.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I don't know who rick ross is, but plooking pianos sounds kinda visionary.

 

[midge]

I know exactly where it's from..

of course you do.

"is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?" i will now think of you getting stomped on every time i shake my tailfeather, btw.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He didn't get stomped, he got lovingly tangled in that silken nest of antlers.

 

[midge]

He didn't get stomped, he got lovingly tangled in that silken nest of antlers.

reindeer: imma fuck that kid up forever, leave him scurred of christmas and shit for life.
dmx: i'm gonna leave that ho with no dough and plenty of back pain.
reindeer: that's just plain mean, dmx.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have no idea whats going on in here, so heres a sketch I did of santa fucking rudolph

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So that's what the red-nose is for.

TURN ON YOUR RAPE LIGHT!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

PRESS HERE TO DISPENSE RAPE

 

[midge]

did you hear what pastor troy said? "slap me a n-word (i'm a jew, i should totally be allowed to say it) cause I'm motherfuckin' bored." don't hang out with him without a plan in place!

 

[fly]

I have no idea whats going on in here, so heres a sketch I did of santa fucking rudolph

Why does rudolph have pubes. I can tell you with a high level of certainty that reindeer do NOT have pubes.

 

[Coqui]

Why does rudolph have pubes. I can tell you with a high level of certainty that reindeer do NOT have pubes.

Do they shave down there?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Epildeer.

 

[Duke]

it's the intro line from professor booty by the beastie boys
if it's going to be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Actually, it's from 'B-Boys Makin' with the Freak Freak', and the line is a sample from comedian Mantan Moreland from his album 'That Ain't My Finger'.