fuck your cell phone mitch.

[midge]

scarface must really dislike that phone. it's probably an iphone.

 

[midge]

"you know my tongue's got batteries in it"

ludacris=liar.

 

[JAXvillain]

who in the what now?

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Duke]

seems like her plague medicine is kicking in.

Let's see if we can get her to show tits.

 

[midge]

busta rhymes is "friends with the guy that designs the way money looks in the future." icydk.

 

[Applesauce]

I had a dream last night, that I was in a tent and there were other people there that I don't remember. Anyhoots, I woke up to see the shadow of a ginormous centipede on the outside of the tent. I kept hitting it and it was like hitting a ginormous cawk and it wouldn't die.

 

[midge]

in other news, ll cool j claims to have "orchestrated icebergisms." the fuck you say l?

 

[JAXvillain]

give me somma what she's on

 

[fly]

midge, the meds are working too well.

 

[JAXvillain]

midge, are you related to madge and if so, have you ever soaked in palmolive liquid?

 

[midge]

drake, if my pussy could whistle the andy griffith theme song, it would be more famous then you are. (is drake famous in the us yet?)

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Well if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the potato

 

[Coqui]

Well if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the potato

Before or after it's microwaved?

 

[JAXvillain]

*mashed potatoes

 

[Coqui]

*warm apple pie

 

[midge]

in the where are they now files, ja rule is off being the world's worst boyfriend as "the bastard that shits on bitches."

 

[OzSTEEZ]

*reindeer eye socket

 

[JAXvillain]

it's the intro line from professor booty by the beastie boys
if it's going to be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No, I keep telling you people, frozen potatoes are where it's at.