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DirkPhoenix

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This is a bit of what I deal with on a day-to-day basis. This particular bit comes from a Vietnamese co-worker called Anh. That is not her real name, but a name she chose. She's supposed to be a good C programmer but I was assigned to help her learn C++. This is a glimpse of what happened just now. Repeat this about 5-7 times a day and that is what I deal with daily.

The file: 3014.h
The first line in the file: #include <3014.h>





When asked why she did this, she said "It make-a de errors go away."

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The file: 3014.h

The second line in the file: char data1[8] = { 1, 2, 3, 4, 'LONG', 'LAT', 'ALT', 8};







When asked why she did this, she said "Because I compare the daataa with another daataa that is a char."





I can't make this stuff up. Just imagine, these are the sort of people that build planes that protect America.

 

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I love all of the Anh's of the world that are building things and make decisions that impact my personal safety and that of our country :heart:
 
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ieyeasu

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I got out coding because I was making similar rationalizations. :(
 
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Kabn

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i don't know a bit of C++, so i'm not quite sure how the first one is stupid.

but the second one is funny.
 

DirkPhoenix

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Kabn said:
i don't know a bit of C++, so i'm not quite sure how the first one is stupid.

but the second one is funny.
Imagine you are a compiler.

---Okay, let's go. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h.....

Until the buffer fills up.
 
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Kabn

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DirkPhoenix said:
Imagine you are a compiler.

---Okay, let's go. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h. Let me go find 3014.h. Okay found it. First line: include 3014.h.....

Until the buffer fills up.
:lol:

that actually made me chuckle.

now i am 1337 and stuff.
 

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Theres a vietnamese lady that works here
I literally cant understand a word she says, so when she comes over to talk to me I just nod and go "ok"
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
I'm the worst with Indian accents, I just stare at them blankly half the time poor bastards.


Seriously
She could be asking if I want to fuck her in the ass in the broom closet at break time.
Id not have a clue.