FYI For sale thread

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We have slight problem.

I have drank two beers.

Actually twelve, but the two were set aside, yes?

I offer mangy dog and brass bell instead, okay?

augh
Is no deal
I sell goat to chinese restaurant instead
They give me 4 beers and a plate of moo goo gai pan

 

[eileenbunny]

Are you being me this time?

Regardless of who you are, are you telling me NME is for sale? I don't have any camels, but I have a horse and a kangaroo.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Regardless of who you are, are you telling me NME is for sale? I don't have any camels, but I have a horse and a kangaroo.

For her I will give 4 beers AND one midget
I need someone to mow my lawn

 

[eileenbunny]

For her I will give 4 beers AND one midget
I need someone to mow my lawn

Can't the midgets mow the lawn? Or perhaps you need a goat?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can't the midgets mow the lawn? Or perhaps you need a goat?

The goats already gone to the chinese restaurant, and the midgets are on strike

 

[tre]

The goats already gone to the chinese restaurant, and the midgets are on strike

why on strike? were they being shortchanged?

 

[DJBrenton]

Regardless of who you are, are you telling me NME is for sale? I don't have any camels, but I have a horse and a kangaroo.

if you knew NME better, no way would you consider offering a horse, unless it's got less than 4 legs. If I thought for one minute I could have got a kangaroo for her, I'd have sold her years ago. The last time I saw her try jumping, she was pathetic. Are you serious about the kangaroo? You're not trying to palm me off with a wallaby are you?

 

[DJBrenton]

For her I will give 4 beers AND one midget
I need someone to mow my lawn

NME has many vegan friends who would be only too pleased to eat your lawn. Hide your trashcans though.

 

[DJBrenton]

NME has many vegan friends who would be only too pleased to eat your lawn. Hide your trashcans though or they might overindulge first.

Does anyone run a Quoting 101 course please.

 

[eileenbunny]

if you knew NME better, no way would you consider offering a horse, unless it's got less than 4 legs. If I thought for one minute I could have got a kangaroo for her, I'd have sold her years ago. The last time I saw her try jumping, she was pathetic. Are you serious about the kangaroo? You're not trying to palm me off with a wallaby are you?

no no, it's just a very small kangaroo, really it is

 

[DJBrenton]

I call shens on your blatant wallaby conterfeiting. You'd never have got this past ODS, you're not getting it past me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why on strike? were they being shortchanged?

They no longer wish to be paid under the table

 

[tre]

NME has many vegan friends who would be only too pleased to eat your lawn. Hide your trashcans though.

how many lesbian friends does she have?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They no longer wish to be paid under the table

They're tired of being able to climb the corporate ladder, eh?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

NME has many vegan friends who would be only too pleased to eat your lawn. Hide your trashcans though.

They can't hear the grass screaming?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

why on strike? were they being shortchanged?

Wow... you'd have to stoop pretty low to shortchange a midget.

 

[plot]

Someones short changing that guy kiwi hooked up with?

 

[tre]

Someones short changing that guy kiwi hooked up with?

not really, the money was just put on the top shelf where it couldn't be seen

 

[fly]

If any of you are interested...

What you get:

Fully Modded Nintendo Wii
*allows you to play backed up games

1GB SD Card

Wii Fit Board

FOUR Factory Nintendo Wii Controllers

FOUR Wii Motion Plus Packs

FOUR induction charging batteris

TWO Energizer Charging Pads

High Definition Component Cable

320GB Hard Drive

The following 29 games:

Boom Blox
Boom Blox: Bash Party
Call of Duty Modern Warfare Reflex
DeadSpace Extraction
Hasbro Family Game Night 2
LEGO Batman
Mario Kart
Mario Party 8
Metroid Prime Trilogy
New Super Mario Brothers
Pro Evolution Soccer 2010
Rabbids Go Home
Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Smarty Pants
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
The House of the Dead: OVERKILL
Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 2010
Tornado Outbreak
Trivial Pursuit
TV Show King Party
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Wii Fit Plus
Wii Play
Wii Sports
Wii Sports Resort

$450 shipped

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How many orifices have those wiimotes been in?