That would open up way to many questions (i.e. if I don't spend 15 hours making this post, there will be a ,"what about this part, or that part?" response)
I believe that the major people involved did really exist (Jesus, Mary, Moses, etc.) I believe in God, I believe that Jesus died for us.
I was really just fucking with you. I mean, it would be cool if you didn't believe in God, but in reality - I don't give a shit.