Armadillos and leprosy is a pretty major thing right now. Lots of people in the south are getting it from them
WIZARD NEEDS DUDE BADLY - m4m - 128
HELLO I AM MERLIN PERHAPS YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME. I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN OF THE MAGICAL REALM AND AM LOOKING FOR A MAN TO ENCHANT FOR A FEW HOURS AT THE INN OF HOLIDAYS DOWN ON "KING STREET."
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING CRAZY. I COULD MERELY DRAG MY LUMINOUS BEARD ACROSS YOUR STAFF OR I COULD CONJURE ADULT ENCHANTMENTS ON THE PICTURE BOX OR YOU COULD JUST WATCH ME MASTURBATE.
IF YOU ARE FAIR OF HEART WITH THE COURAGE OF A LION AND ALSO A TOP THAT WOULD BE BEST, METHINKS.
Powerchairpooling - helping the environment and making friends
soo i'm outside scouring old paint off the wooden porch I'm repainting..and a really hot white gril drives by..stops and backs up to my driveway and looks at me laughs and drives off.
I sit there confused until I remember I was wearing my " some of my best friends are white people shirt"
You should have yelled "You could be one!"
The picture makes this post.soo i'm outside scouring old paint off the wooden porch I'm repainting..and a really hot white gril drives by..stops and backs up to my driveway and looks at me laughs and drives off.
I sit there confused until I remember I was wearing my " some of my best friends are white people shirt"
edit pic of shirt of proof
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/IMG_3749.jpg
my current gf might have a problem with that
soo i'm outside scouring old paint off the wooden porch I'm repainting..and a really hot white gril drives by..stops and backs up to my driveway and looks at me laughs and drives off.
I sit there confused until I remember I was wearing my " some of my best friends are white people shirt"
edit pic of shirt of proof
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/Onnotangu/funny/IMG_3749.jpg
Hello..... threesome....
not allowed. as I used to cockold on a regular basis and now I am forbidden from any poon but hers.
Oh it's available alright.And I bet her poonanny isn't available 24/7 for your whims, huh?
That's so unfair. This is why open relationships work.
Just how old is she, if you don't mind me asking? 65? Post-menopausal?Oh it's available alright.
one of the joys of dating a older woman.
no need to worry about kids or anything but how much lube to use.
I just wish I could get anal.