Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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b_sinning

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This is the real threat in the south.
 

Onnotangu

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now I know how gay geeks find the sexing.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/yrk/cas/2411308123.html


WIZARD NEEDS DUDE BADLY - m4m - 128
HELLO I AM MERLIN PERHAPS YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME. I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN OF THE MAGICAL REALM AND AM LOOKING FOR A MAN TO ENCHANT FOR A FEW HOURS AT THE INN OF HOLIDAYS DOWN ON "KING STREET."

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING CRAZY. I COULD MERELY DRAG MY LUMINOUS BEARD ACROSS YOUR STAFF OR I COULD CONJURE ADULT ENCHANTMENTS ON THE PICTURE BOX OR YOU COULD JUST WATCH ME MASTURBATE.

IF YOU ARE FAIR OF HEART WITH THE COURAGE OF A LION AND ALSO A TOP THAT WOULD BE BEST, METHINKS.
 

Onnotangu

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soo i'm outside scouring old paint off the wooden porch I'm repainting..and a really hot white gril drives by..stops and backs up to my driveway and looks at me laughs and drives off.

I sit there confused until I remember I was wearing my " some of my best friends are white people shirt"

edit pic of shirt of proof

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b_sinning

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soo i'm outside scouring old paint off the wooden porch I'm repainting..and a really hot white gril drives by..stops and backs up to my driveway and looks at me laughs and drives off.

I sit there confused until I remember I was wearing my " some of my best friends are white people shirt"

You should have yelled "You could be one!"
 

dbzeag

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dbzeag

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not allowed. as I used to cockold on a regular basis and now I am forbidden from any poon but hers.

And I bet her poonanny isn't available 24/7 for your whims, huh?

That's so unfair. This is why open relationships work.
 

Onnotangu

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And I bet her poonanny isn't available 24/7 for your whims, huh?

That's so unfair. This is why open relationships work.
Oh it's available alright.
one of the joys of dating a older woman.
no need to worry about kids or anything but how much lube to use.
I just wish I could get anal.
 

dbzeag

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Oh it's available alright.
one of the joys of dating a older woman.
no need to worry about kids or anything but how much lube to use.
I just wish I could get anal.
Just how old is she, if you don't mind me asking? 65? Post-menopausal?
 
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