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dbzeag

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Human Resources. :omy:

You manage HR? Can you please tell them to do actual work? I have never seen an HR actually do what they are supposed to do, be a resource for the humans that work for a company. Can you at least please see to it that your HR underlings actually DO work? KTHX :heart:
 

APRIL

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You manage HR? Can you please tell them to do actual work? I have never seen an HR actually do what they are supposed to do, be a resource for the humans that work for a company. Can you at least please see to it that your HR underlings actually DO work? KTHX :heart:

Are you freaking crazy? HR peeps bust their ass behind the scenes, you thankless jerk. :lol:
 

Coqui

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You manage HR? Can you please tell them to do actual work? I have never seen an HR actually do what they are supposed to do, be a resource for the humans that work for a company. Can you at least please see to it that your HR underlings actually DO work? KTHX :heart:

I got a raise at my previous company thanks to HR. My boss said he would try then got shot down by his bosses, so I took it to HR, and lo and behold, I got a raise.
 

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How does april manage to find a job in a line of work thats continually shrinking because companies are shrinking and as db pointed out, many hr depts are full of worthless admins who have long since been let loose, in like a month while everyone else claims thier are no jobs and we need to extend un emloyment into retirement? Bunch of lazy worthless fucks in this country sucking at uncle sams teet funded by us need to be cut off already.
 

Coqui

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How does april manage to find a job in a line of work thats continually shrinking because companies are shrinking and as db pointed out, many hr depts are full of worthless admins who have long since been let loose, in like a month while everyone else claims thier are no jobs and we need to extend un emloyment into retirement? Bunch of lazy worthless fucks in this country sucking at uncle sams teet funded by us need to be cut off already.

You answered your own question. It took me 2 hours. It took April less than 1 month. There's jobs out there, you just have to be willing to look.
 

dbzeag

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Are you freaking crazy? HR peeps bust their ass behind the scenes, you thankless jerk. :lol:

Not ours in my company. They are quite lazy, taking weeks to just pass a note to a superior for approval, or pawning off any amount of work to someone else. "Please call that number for more information about your raise" "Please call this number for general questions about health plans" "If you have an issue with your manager, please call this other number."

Nope, no patience for them at all.
 

dbzeag

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I got a raise at my previous company thanks to HR. My boss said he would try then got shot down by his bosses, so I took it to HR, and lo and behold, I got a raise.

My HR doesn't want to know of care to know how much I am making :lol:
 

JAXvillain

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eileenbunny

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It costs $415 to file estate (letters of administration) documents in NY. CRAZY. Then they wonder why I can't afford a lawyer.

Yeah, it's expensive. In Virginia it was over $600 for my mom, not to mention the extra taxes they hit us up with later. That estate is still not closed because we can't figure out how to get the deed for her property changed over. It's all a bunch of crazy bs designed to bleed you dry of any money you could possibly have.

i had a somewhat totally badass 4th. only downer was i didn't get laid. how was everyone elses holiday?

Me neither. Otherwise it was kick ass. I ate a lot of really yummy food and saw fireworks and hung out with most of my friends at some point over the weekend.

Are you freaking crazy? HR peeps bust their ass behind the scenes, you thankless jerk. :lol:

My mom was an HR manager and everyone seemed to think she did nothing all day. I think it's a really stressful job because you do have to try to be a resource for the employees while protecting the interests of your company. There's a lot of legal stuff that goes into that.
 

DJBrenton

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How does april manage to find a job in a line of work thats continually shrinking because companies are shrinking and as db pointed out, many hr depts are full of worthless admins who have long since been let loose, in like a month while everyone else claims thier are no jobs and we need to extend un emloyment into retirement? Bunch of lazy worthless fucks in this country sucking at uncle sams teet funded by us need to be cut off already.


It's cos she works for half a messicans salary.
 
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