Advice Fly and Ape...where is your wedding registry?

[APRIL]

I can't wait.... We fly in on Monday, you guys can pick us up from the airport, right?!

It's not til October, doofus.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

It's not til October, doofus.

I know... Our flight lands the Monday before. Duh

 

[APRIL]

I know... Our flight lands the Monday before. Duh

You're so silly.

 

[Coqui]

Ugh.

Relax, my brother-in-laws wedding was 5 minutes long, and that was with a little more ceremony to it.

 

[APRIL]

The reception will have corms.

 

[Coqui]

Can I come?

 

[helenabear]

Relax, my brother-in-laws wedding was 5 minutes long, and that was with a little more ceremony to it.

The thing is they weren't trying to go for "let's make this short and sweet" it's just what happened. Very normal intimate wedding. Just freaking short as hell.

My sister's was much better IMO.

 

[Valve1138]

So where the fuck is the registry already?

 

[Coqui]

So....the consummation will be posted here right?

 

[Valve1138]

So....the consummation will be posted here right?

Of which hole?

 

[APRIL]

So....the consummation will be posted here right?

Live on Webcam @dbzeag style.

 

[Coqui]

Of which hole?

Clearly, I meant Zac's penetration by April

 

[Josh]

Mr. and Mrs. Flape

Has a good sounding ring to it.

 

[APRIL]

Mr. and Mrs. Flape

Has a good sounding ring to it.

He should totally take my last name tho because his name is in my last name.

 

[Valve1138]

He should totally take my last name tho because his name is in my last name.

Repost.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

He should totally take my last name tho because his name is in my last name.

this is dumb

 

[APRIL]

this is dumb

Your traditionalist values have no meaning here.

 

[Applesauce]

Lol!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you should combo up your last names
Be the Hozaks
or the Maholes
Something like that

 

[Applesauce]

Holy fawk @Hozacs!