FYI Florida is Autistic

[nukes]

i fucking haaaaaaaaate daylight savings

With a passion. Keep the clock still.
Enterprising People can follow the sun around (or avoid it) without Gubmint interference.

 

[Darth Handsome]

With a passion. Keep the clock still.
Enterprising People can follow the sun around (or avoid it) without Gubmint interference.

I like it. In summer the sun is out late and in the fall you get a 49 hour weekend

 

[Strings]

Meh. I don't care either way. Still have to get up in the morning.

 

[Coqui]

Meh. I don't care either way. Still have to get up in the morning.

A firearm would solve that for you.

 

[Strings]

A firearm would solve that for you.

I don't have an answer for this but felt compelled to respond.
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[Coqui]

I don't have an answer for this but felt compelled to respond.
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I meant if you rob enough banks successfully, you can get up in the afternoon instead.

 

[Strings]

I meant if you rob enough banks successfully, you can get up in the afternoon instead.

Leaves or knees?
I think I hear the rake calling

 

[Floptical]

Florida opossum breaks into liquor store and gets drunk as a skunk

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-opossum-breaks-into-liquor-store-and-gets-drunk-as-a-skunk

 

[Amstel]

 

[APRIL]

Excellent idea. Going to download the internet, brb.

 

[nukes]

I had to Google zettabyte I thought they made it up.
Cool word. That's a lot of data.

 

[Duke]

That image is so fake.

 

[nukes]

[GIPHY="Captain Obvious"]https://media2.giphy.com/media/CiSmktbngWNUs/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[Jehannum]

That image is so fake.

They could have at least used the same fucking font weight for "zettabytes" as the rest of the goddamned image, right?

 

[Duke]

Or at least been realistic with the scale of data. A fucking zettabyte. 'I'm just going to download all this porn into my own private data center'

 

[Amstel]

conversion:

931,322,574,615.5 Gigs = 1 Zetabyte.

That guy has 13 Zs?



Is that like 7²¹ lifetimes of porn?

 

[nukes]

Who actually downloads porn? The vagina was that great you want to see it over and over? Isn't that what marriage is, a real life downloaded vagina?

 

[nukes]

Don't get me wrong, I love coffee ice cream. Once in a while I want butter pecan.

 

[Strings]

Don't get me wrong, I love coffee ice cream. Once in a while I want butter pecan.

Coffee, Nukes?
See. This is the kind of immorality that runs rampant in the cab industry.

 

[nukes]

Coffee, Nukes?
See. This is the kind of immorality that runs rampant in the cab industry.

I noticed you said NOTHING about butter pecan.
Your secrets safe with me.