Thread First world problem of the day:

[Syrup Beaver]

I hate it when I accidentally turn on the heated seat when I'm putting the window down on a hot day, and then I'm all like when my arse is hot 10 minutes later.


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[Duke]

When I pull into Starbucks, the line is so long I wind up 5 minutes late for work.

 

[fly]

Sometimes a good thunderstorm will trip the breaker on our hot tub. #ThatFuckingSucks

 

[tre]

One pillow feels too low, two pillows feels too high.

 

[tre]

Running out of gas for the grill halfway through cooking a steak

 

[fly]

Had to just send off my Shun knives to get sharpened. HOW CAN I CUT THIS CHATEAUBRIAND???

 

[tre]

The property taxes are going up at my cottage.

 

[Petunia]

you guys are bastards!! lol

 

[fly]

There wasn't a waiter for our UFC floor seats. UGH

 

[fly]

There was a mosquito in the house the other day. HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED TO DEAL WITH THAT

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have to actually use a tin opener to get to my beans because the damn lazy company didn't put a ringpull on the can.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Instead of turning on the heating in September work expects me to put on 'extra layers'.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The delivery man said he would deliver my brand new touchscreen phone between 2 and 3PM, it's 3.05PM and he hasn't arrived. FUCK THIS SHIT!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm out of coffee and the coffee machine is two floors away

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Out at dinner the other night I found a speck of dirt on my salad fork. Ruined my entire evening.

 

[JAXvillain]

one of the elevators is out of order and I had to wait 2 whole minutes for another.
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

A website's country input didn't have "United States" at the top so I had to scroll all the way down to the U's like a barbarian.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Rollout's problem:

I don't have anyone to trade with so my Kadabra will never evolve into an Alakazam.

 

[tre]

they were out of Bombay Sapphire at the liquor store yesterday, so I had to buy Tanqueray. Then I got home and realized we were out of Vermouth.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Women.