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[Sp`ange]

Heh, French men are notorious for that type of behaviour. French men from Quebec (Montreal) were horrible at that, and guess where they all went for summer vacation? Thats right, my nice little province.

Oh what a sight it is to see a big ol fat 300 lb frenchmen wearing a purple speedo, and flip flops walking down our sunny beaches. Yummm!

Why is it that you married FB again?

 

[BigDov]

Heh, French men are notorious for that type of behaviour. French men from Quebec (Montreal) were horrible at that, and guess where they all went for summer vacation? Thats right, my nice little province.

Oh what a sight it is to see a big ol fat 300 lb frenchmen wearing a purple speedo, and flip flops walking down our sunny beaches. Yummm!

Were you there What made it even better is that he jumped on a little floatie thing and pitter-pattered around in the waves for a while. I was later notified by my oh-so sharp and attentive wife, that his bare asscheeks were the color of cooked lobsters when he walked back by

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE[size]

Oh who are you kidding, we all know Big Foot has hair on his head













































I'm sorry don't hate me

 

[theacoustician]

Oh who are you kidding, we all know Big Foot has hair on his head

I'm sorry don't hate me

There is no love anymore, is there?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Why is it that you married FB again?

He has a big cock

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

There is no love anymore, is there?

Of course, I've just given up. I can't compete with all the hotties on the forum

 

[zengirl]

QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE

http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

 

[water]

There is no love anymore, is there?

What about the constant short jokes and threats of bannage???? What about those?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

Im dying to get it done, but Im not sure I could handle the pain

 

[BigDov]

http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

what the hell

 

[theacoustician]

What about the constant short jokes and threats of bannage???? What about those?

I mean Fuxx doesn't me anymore.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

what the hell

Oh yes. These are the twisted fucked up things women will do to their bodies.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I mean Fuxx doesn't me anymore.

Of course!!! But I cant compete with all the other wimmens around here.

Im no longer teh CH

 

[zengirl]

Oh yes. These are the twisted fucked up things women will do to their bodies.

noooooooo thank you

The pain isn't bad at all but I become alarmed when she grabs my labia, folds them back and spreads wax on them. Riiiiiiiip. I gasp and my eyes bug out. "Owwwwwww." Juracy grins.

She twists my body from side to side as she works her way up, and at one point my leg is thrown over her shoulder. I feel like she's going to cart me off to the woods, cave-man style. The waxing is over in about 15 minutes. Then Juracy goes over my body with tweezers, plucking stray hairs. And for the grand finale, she grabs my pubic hair between two fingers, pulls it up, gives it a good whack with scissors and dusts me off with more baby powder. I've been too afraid to look until now. I peer down at my body. It's a mess, glowing red and swirled with baby powder. Ugh

 

[BigDov]

Oh yes. These are the twisted fucked up things women will do to their bodies.

Something wrong with letting your man pluck 'em out with his teeth??? Shaving? Nair? Epilady? A frigging hedge-trimmer for pete's sake?

 

[theacoustician]

Of course!!! But I cant compete with all the other wimmens around here.

Im no longer teh CH

Perhaps you missed the part where I said I'm only hit on by metrosexuals and midget morons.

 

[water]

Of course!!! But I cant compete with all the other wimmens around here.

Im no longer teh CH

Short-skirted school girl pics will do wonders for your popularity.

Perhaps you missed the part where I said I'm only hit on by metrosexuals and midget morons.

 

[BigDov]

noooooooo thank you

LOOOLOLOL and I thought a tittie-twister was bad!!!!

 

[zengirl]

LOOOLOLOL and I thought a tittie-twister was bad!!!!

*shudder*

 

[Thorn Bird]

Perhaps you missed the part where I said I'm only hit on by metrosexuals and midget morons.

so which am i?