Thread Find my buffalo

Jonny_B

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I just texted my wife, in reference to an email from a recruiter, "it's not 'find my buffalo' money, but I need to update my resume." It occurred to me that she's not going to know what the hell I'm talking about, so I figured i'd drop by to say hi. Hi y'all!
 

nukes

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I just texted my wife, in reference to an email from a recruiter, "it's not 'find my buffalo' money, but I need to update my resume." It occurred to me that she's not going to know what the hell I'm talking about, so I figured i'd drop by to say hi. Hi y'all!
Let me help you update your resume:
1980-1984: drug smuggling airplane pilot
1985-1990: general population member, Attica University.
1991-Present: series 6 series 7 licensed trader, stocks bonds mutual funds.
Mentored by Michael Milken and Bernie Maddoff.
My objective is to gain wealth, often at the expense of others.
Caveat Emptor!
 

HipHugHer

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So what is it that inspires one to come back to an internet forum after 14 years to comment about how disconnected their sense of humor is from their wife's anyway?