Thread Find my buffalo

Jonny_B

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I just texted my wife, in reference to an email from a recruiter, "it's not 'find my buffalo' money, but I need to update my resume." It occurred to me that she's not going to know what the hell I'm talking about, so I figured i'd drop by to say hi. Hi y'all!
 
I just texted my wife, in reference to an email from a recruiter, "it's not 'find my buffalo' money, but I need to update my resume." It occurred to me that she's not going to know what the hell I'm talking about, so I figured i'd drop by to say hi. Hi y'all!

Let me help you update your resume:
1980-1984: drug smuggling airplane pilot
1985-1990: general population member, Attica University.
1991-Present: series 6 series 7 licensed trader, stocks bonds mutual funds.
Mentored by Michael Milken and Bernie Maddoff.
My objective is to gain wealth, often at the expense of others.
Caveat Emptor!
 
So what is it that inspires one to come back to an internet forum after 14 years to comment about how disconnected their sense of humor is from their wife's anyway?