Ontopic Find all your Covid-19 needs here!

[fly]

Theyve been in my home multiple times and I was more worried about finding an upper-decker than I was waking up with one of their tongues in my ass.

But you did always wake up with a smile!

 

[APRIL]

HOW does anyone think @fly + @APRIL are swingers.
that's the last thing I would peg them as.

to me, they came across as a couple who speak to their cats in "gato" language, hunt for Taylor Swift memorabilia and excel in DIY projects.
a sensitive man who brushes his wife's hair, a butchy woman who can carry a keg of beer on her back and a swell couple that enjoys hiking.
BUT SEX FREAKS WHO SWAP PARTNERS? NEVAAAAR (maybe on Wednesdays but that's it)

Maybe on Wednesdays.. Hahaha omg I miss you.

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

It's the first Wednesday of the month, you trollup.

Ya, four Wednesdays a month is asking for too much.

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

Not you

Good. Sex is gross.

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

There totally is. According to some folks, its @APRIL confidence in the way she talks to men.

It's my handshake. Gets 'em weak in the knees.

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

This shit. Fly is the flirty one

He flirts with EVERYONE. Does not discriminate.

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

Asked the wife if she ever thought you guys were swingers.
"It wouldn't surprise me"
Ok, they aren't, but what gives off that vibe?
"Well I thought fly was gay or bisexual when I first met them. They both tell way too many penis jokes, and not just penis jokes, but a lot of sex jokes that just kind of come off as a bit much. You know how they say there's always a kernel of truth in the jokes and stories people tell? Kind of that vibe"

So, there's from the wife's POV.
I never gave a shit either way and didn't really think about it.

She nailed it.

Or is she projecting?

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[HipHugHer]

Nothing like a good firm handshake, nobody likes a dead fish

 

[Mikeawesome]

People act like swingers when they're coked up

 

[HipHugHer]

People that are coked up like a lot of sexy things they can't do anything about because coke shrimper peepee.

 

[HipHugHer]

Hips nose dicks

 

[APRIL]

People that are coked up like a lot of sexy things they can't do anything about because coke shrimper peepee.

Tsrh

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[APRIL]

People act like swingers when they're coked up

Subtle, "I've never tried coke"

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

 

[Strings]

My shots are scheduled.

 

[tre]

yay, i finally got a vaccine appointment for tomorrow morning

 

[Petunia]

yay, i finally got a vaccine appointment for tomorrow morning

first one?
i have my appointment on may 19 (pfizer) and the second one is scheduled for SEPTEMBER

 

[fly]

first one?
i have my appointment on may 19 (pfizer) and the second one is scheduled for SEPTEMBER

You're fine after the first one...

 

[tre]

first one?
i have my appointment on may 19 (pfizer) and the second one is scheduled for SEPTEMBER

ya, first one. AstroZeneca poverty vaccine

 

[Strings]

I'm going Thursday for the first one.
Finally able to make an appointment.
About time.

 

[Domon]

You're fine after the first one...

yep, its gets you like 95% of the way there.