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[Mr. Argumentor]

Asked the wife if she ever thought you guys were swingers.
"It wouldn't surprise me"
Ok, they aren't, but what gives off that vibe?
"Well I thought fly was gay or bisexual when I first met them. They both tell way too many penis jokes, and not just penis jokes, but a lot of sex jokes that just kind of come off as a bit much. You know how they say there's always a kernel of truth in the jokes and stories people tell? Kind of that vibe"

So, there's from the wife's POV.
I never gave a shit either way and didn't really think about it.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Thanks to catalytic converters backfires aren't what they used to be.

Yeah, but when they do, whooo boy!

 

[JAXvillain]

Who can blame the other couple really? Ape giggles a lot, seductively flips her hair about, and has baby doe fuck me eyes. Wait, that was @Mean Mr. Mustard

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[fly]

Who can blame the other couple really? Ape giggles a lot, seductively flips her hair about, and has baby doe fuck me eyes. Wait, that was @Mean Mr. Mustard

The part, that you're probably caught up on now, is that it happens to us ALL THE TIME.

 

[JAXvillain]

The part, that you're probably caught up on now, is that it happens to us ALL THE TIME.

It happened to us a few weeks ago but it was a single woman we know who proposed becoming a throuple!

 

[Petunia]

Gives me shit for trying to get vaccine, commits fraud.

you were knocking over the elderly trynna take a vaxx from them lmaoooo
all our seniors are vaccinated. at least i waited lol

 

[fly]

It happened to us a few weeks ago but it was a single woman we know who proposed becoming a throuple!

I can't speak for you, but we've lost friends over this - as they get jealous with each other about us. It's crazy. I'm happy with my sex life you crazy motherfuckers!

 

[fly]

you were knocking over the elderly trynna take a vaxx from them lmaoooo
all our seniors are vaccinated. at least i waited lol

Everyone always views their own cause as righteous!

 

[Petunia]

Everyone always views their own cause as righteous!

truth be told i’m only getting this fucking vaccine so i CAN TRAVEL!
i need to get to miami

 

[kiwi]

I’m sad now. @APRIL didn’t try to sleep with me when we were in Florida. I’m pretty certain @fly tried to sleep with Kyle though.

 

[JAXvillain]

I can't speak for you, but we've lost friends over this - as they get jealous with each other about us. It's crazy. I'm happy with my sex life you crazy motherfuckers!

Definitely been through the ringer on some situations like this and it ended relationships. People be crazy, yo.

 

[Domon]

I’m sad now. @APRIL didn’t try to sleep with me when we were in Florida. I’m pretty certain @fly tried to sleep with Kyle though.

he must have mistaken him for a 12 year old

 

[kiwi]

he must have mistaken him for a 12 year old

Considering his height it makes sense.

 

[Petunia]

HOW does anyone think @fly + @APRIL are swingers.
that's the last thing I would peg them as.

to me, they came across as a couple who speak to their cats in "gato" language, hunt for Taylor Swift memorabilia and excel in DIY projects.
a sensitive man who brushes his wife's hair, a butchy woman who can carry a keg of beer on her back and a swell couple that enjoys hiking.
BUT SEX FREAKS WHO SWAP PARTNERS? NEVAAAAR (maybe on Wednesdays but that's it)

 

[Immigrant]

I figured they gave off the vibe but weren’t swingers because IME, swingers are people I’d never want to fuck and I would’ve fucked both fly and ape in my day.

Did I say that out loud

 

[Petunia]

I figured they gave off the vibe but weren’t swingers because IME, swingers are people I’d never want to fuck and I would’ve fucked both fly and ape in my day.

Did I say that out loud

come to think of it.
Id totally bang them both. I would bring that SPICY ELECTRICITY to their Wednesday 8pm Romps

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

HOW does anyone think @fly + @APRIL are swingers.
I would peg them .

lol

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Theyve been in my home multiple times and I was more worried about finding an upper-decker than I was waking up with one of their tongues in my ass.

 

[fly]

come to think of it.
Id totally bang them both. I would bring that SPICY ELECTRICITY to their Wednesday 8pm Romps

It's the first Wednesday of the month, you trollup.