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[Strings]

Ah, just read our idiot governor said churches can reopen
fucks sake this thing will never end because of a bunch of churchy assholes

I say let them get together then lock the church doors from the outside.
Just for a few days. See how much gathering they want to do after that .

 

[nukes]

My Church Tolerance is 75 minutes per month. The good news is Churchy Assholes stay away from me.
Something about my bubbly personality.

 

[Immigrant]

I think overall the isolation is bad for society in the long run and will result in an even wider gap between the haves and have nots. Like a butterfly effect. If we had been able to be as isolationist as we have to be now all along, I seriously doubt the world would be the same place it is now and not for the better.

It would completely rule out the possibility of a future that resembles anything like Gene Roddenberry’s vision. No matter how much people try to separate, we are a collectivist society and have to be if survival and happiness matter at all.

 

[Immigrant]

And if you don’t believe that at all, go start a forum and be the only member. See how fun that is.

 

[nukes]

And if you don’t believe that at all, go start a forum and be the only member. See how fun that is.

Been there.
Done that.

 

[APRIL]

Think of the positives.
3.4% of the Churchy Assholes will die.

Who are you?

 

[nukes]

Who are you?

Churchy assholes differ greatly from churchy Non-Assholes.

 

[nukes]

Plenty of people attend religious services and actually mind their own business.

 

[Valve1138]

Ah, just read our idiot governor said churches can reopen
fucks sake this thing will never end because of a bunch of churchy assholes

It'll end when they fucking die.

 

[Valve1138]

If you want to go to church, you should have to stay there until September.

 

[Immigrant]

If we’d like to see the 3.4% estimate rise dramatically, disregard the “rules” and cluster together in a confined space.

 

[nukes]

If we’d like to see the 3.4% estimate rise dramatically, disregard the “rules” and cluster together in a confined space.

That's the fatality rate, not the communicability.

 

[Immigrant]

That's the fatality rate, not the communicability.

And it won’t rise?

 

[Immigrant]

Keep the doors locked long enough, and there will be a 100% mortality rate. Yay!

 

[nukes]

And it won’t rise?

Could. Depends on the age and at risk factor of the control group.

 

[nukes]

Keep the doors locked long enough, and there will be a 100% mortality rate. Yay!

Nah.
Unless you're planning to starve them to death?

Show us on the doll where Jesus touched you.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Nah.
Unless you're planning to starve them to death?

Show us on the doll where Jesus touched you.

Lock the door then burn it down

 

[Immigrant]

 

[nukes]

The Tolerant Left

 

[tre]

Nah.
Unless you're planning to starve them to death?

Show us on the doll where Jesus touched you.

Pass out some kool aid samples maybe