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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's something like 47 days for them to come to full strength, FYI.

I must be a super strength then

 

[HipHugHer]

Maybe if you get all three vaccines.

That's like crossing the streams.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[OOD]

That's like crossing the streams.

I crossed the streams a few times in college

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I crossed the streams a few times in college

I've no doubt at least one of them streams was aimed directly into your mouth

 

[OOD]

I've no doubt at least one of them streams was aimed directly into your mouth

No but I did let my best friend cup my balls because a girl said she would flash is if we did. She held up her end too. She wasn't expecting us to do it or for my dick to be so small.

 

[Mikeawesome]

I crossed the streams a few times in college

Have you ever drank from the stream

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[HipHugHer]

After a year of consistent mask wearing I think I'm starting to get Mad magazine ears, like how you can train plants to grow in weird ways by keeping them bent over.

 

[Strings]

 

[Peppers]

 

[Petunia]

Whatever it was, he did not get it from me.

omg yay!!!
it was probably a trojan horse virus in his O/S

 

[Ex` ange]

After a year of consistent mask wearing I think I'm starting to get Mad magazine ears, like how you can train plants to grow in weird ways by keeping them bent over.

I hate those masks. I wear the ones that loop around the neck and tie on top of your head.

 

[Domon]

I hate those masks. I wear the ones that loop around the neck and tie on top of your head.

same, so much better

 

[Immigrant]

Thanks.
Have to go back and check which one they got. My brother got Moderna. They told him 2 weeks after last shot to be considered immune. I don't know if that meant full immunity or "immune enough" to be considered effective to some degree. He's a fireman, got it through the department. They're staying kitted up at least while on calls anyway.

I’ve had the waambulance (accompanied by firemens) here a few times since Covid hit and every time, it’s like they’re here to collect an Ebola chimp who escaped from the live market. Totally PPEd.

 

[Immigrant]

No but I did let my best friend cup my balls because a girl said she would flash is if we did. She held up her end too. She wasn't expecting us to do it or for my dick to be so small.

“Let” LOL

 

[OOD]

“Let” LOL

It was pretty mutual. We both really wanted to see some titties. Although I wasn't expecting her to follow through, so it was also a chance to test my sexuality. Turns out I'm straight, which makes me confused as to why I can get off to gay porn if at least one of the dudes is (cute?sissy?IDK) enough. Okay maybe I'm not exactly straight, but I'm mostly straight I think.

 

[HipHugHer]

I’ve had the waambulance (accompanied by firemens) here a few times since Covid hit and every time, it’s like they’re here to collect an Ebola chimp who escaped from the live market. Totally PPEd.

That's what they're doing too. Full kit, and sending one guy in at first to assess the situation then just bring in as many as are needed to do whatever so there's not any extra people crowding the room.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It was pretty mutual. We both really wanted to see some titties. Although I wasn't expecting her to follow through, so it was also a chance to test my sexuality. Turns out I'm straight, which makes me confused as to why I can get off to gay porn if at least one of the dudes is (cute?sissy?IDK) enough. Okay maybe I'm not exactly straight, but I'm mostly straight I think.

Sissy works, but generally Femboy is more used I think. Depends on if you're just looking for a cute twink, a trap, a transexual or what.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]