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[Domon]

you know shit is going right when even floridians can get vaccines

 

[Jehannum]

you know shit is going right when even floridians can get vaccines

There was legitimate rage from my Facebook friends when I got mine, because apparently I'm not frail or old enough to have gotten it before some of my friends.

 

[Domon]

There was legitimate rage from my Facebook friends when I got mine, because apparently I'm not frail or old enough to have gotten it before some of my friends.

uhh, if you're willing to share your cancerous shenanigans with a bunch of internet retards like us, i presume your real life friends knew too.

 

[Jehannum]

uhh, if you're willing to share your cancerous shenanigans with a bunch of internet retards like us, i presume your real life friends knew too.

Yeah, they know.

Apparently that doesn't mean I should have the vax while an older lady with the 'beetus, celiac, and like 43 different food allergies doesn't yet.

Though you'd think with that fucking much wrong with her, she'd be excellent at surviving, given she's made it this far.

 

[Petunia]

@fly whatever i had last march wasnt covid. Antibody test was negative

i wonder wtf it was

 

[Domon]

i wonder wtf it was

hell if i know.

4ish weeks long, dry hacking cough, pneumonia, got treated with a zpac+bonus antibiotics like they were treating early covid.

At one point Peanut had to drag me out of the bedroom into the hallway because i couldnt breathe and needed her help to get to fresh air and sit up.

 

[Petunia]

Dory been fucking wilin this whole time.

"It's just the MAN making a big fuss about nothing."

to

"How is everyone so dumb and not follow direction."

to

"Jazz Club! "

to

"Got the 'rona yo!"

to

"Don't actually know or care to find out."

dead @ the fkn saxophone

 

[Valve1138]

County moved to the vaxx tier ahead of mine.

 

[peanut]

i wonder wtf it was

Whatever it was, he did not get it from me.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Wife: stabbed.
Woot

I'm calling the police.

 

[Peppers]

Today they announced 16 mass vaccination centers opening across the state starting March 17th. They'll be open 12 hours a day 7 days a week and can vaccinate up to 6000 people per day.

 

[Domon]

In line for first dose of pfizer

 

[OOD]

In line for first dose of pfizer

Just got mine. Can't leave for 15 minutes in case the nano bots don't take right.

 

[OOD]

I didn't bleed when they stuck me and I wasn't looking. How can I be sure I really received the vaccine?

 

[HipHugHer]

Folks got their second shot. Only one left is me then I can take a trip to see family again.

 

[Valve1138]

Folks got their second shot. Only one left is me then I can take a trip to see family again.

It's something like 47 days for them to come to full strength, FYI.

 

[kiwi]

I didn't bleed when they stuck me and I wasn't looking. How can I be sure I really received the vaccine?

Just wait for the autism to kick in. If it doesn’t you didn’t Receive it.

 

[HipHugHer]

It's something like 47 days for them to come to full strength, FYI.

Thanks.
Have to go back and check which one they got. My brother got Moderna. They told him 2 weeks after last shot to be considered immune. I don't know if that meant full immunity or "immune enough" to be considered effective to some degree. He's a fireman, got it through the department. They're staying kitted up at least while on calls anyway.

 

[Domon]

Just wait for the autism to kick in. If it doesn’t you didn’t Receive it.

you mean i can get bonus double autism? Why didnt anyone tell me, thats like a superpower.

 

[Strings]

you mean i can get bonus double autism? Why didnt anyone tell me, thats like a superpower.

Maybe if you get all three vaccines.