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[Darth Handsome]

 

[Strings]

So far,

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

 

[Darth Handsome]

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5496733

Forgot the link

 

[wetwillie]

From the scool district's website. DUUUUUUHHHHH!
"All student awards or incentive programs for “perfect attendance” are suspended, effective immediately."

Some little shit is gonna commit harikari over that.

 

[nukes]

*Cough*

 

[Strings]

*Cough*

Take a deep breath and hold it for 500 seconds. If you can't hold it, you're infected and must be cleansed.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You should try for 600 Nukes

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hold onto your butts.
No, seriously, hold onto your butts.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yeah but italy has a lot of sex

 

[Strings]

Keeping pace within the timeline. +/-
Yikes.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It wont be that bad, think positive

 

[wetwillie]

It wont be that bad, think positive

Yep. Stayn inside, help flatten the curve. But you're still getting it sooner or later.

 

[Strings]

I'm worried about my MIL.
If I get quarantined that likely means so will my wife. There would be no one to take care of the old gal.
Mid 90s. She would never understand or deal well with not seeing us for two weeks.

 

[adi]

I'm worried about my MIL.
If I get quarantined that likely means so will my wife. There would be no one to take care of the old gal.
Mid 90s. She would never understand or deal well with not seeing us for two weeks.

no other relatives who can visit and check on her?

 

[nukes]

I'm dying up here.

 

[OOD]

I'm worried about my MIL.
If I get quarantined that likely means so will my wife. There would be no one to take care of the old gal.
Mid 90s. She would never understand or deal well with not seeing us for two weeks.

Get her a Skype.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Hold onto your butts.
No, seriously, hold onto your butts.

Were they testing?

 

[Strings]

no other relatives who can visit and check on her?

A son who's around here and there.

 

[nukes]

A son who's around here and there.

Where then?
Here?
Or there?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Where then?
Here?
Or there?

When he's not at the whorehouse