Grow a beard and test for your black belt.
Jealousy isn't a good color for you.
Grow a beard and test for your black belt.
Get some jamaican powder, and convert some of your neighbors into mindless brain eating s. With the knowledge that the family is safe being away, you have can a few days of mindless fun demolishing your own little mini invasion. If the initial attempt goes well, you can market it into a nice little cottage industry setting up invasions for bored gun owners all over the country.
Now THIS is an idea.
switch all the furniture in every room
Now the question is Dawn of the Dead s or Shaun of the dead s?
Now the question is Dawn of the Dead s or Shaun of the dead s?
Why don't you stay online and play video games with us?
You dont frag on wow, it's called gankingMasturbate furiously throughout the house.
After those two minutes are done, dismantle and thoroughly clean your weaponry.
The next day start a WoW account. Fap - frag - repeat.
Pray for your family for a safe and enjoyable trip.
Plant a tree, do yard work, basically anything to get you half naked outside to show the world.