Couple years ago I hit the hose spigot with the lawn mower, broke it off inside the wall and flooded our house a few inches and didn't realize it until I was done mowing and went inside for water. I wasn't expecting to get a pool of water on the floor. I had to call Zac home from work and it was this whole silly production.
ZRH doesn't bother me, but he sure gets some members panties in a wad.