Etiquette

[plot]

What if I drop a deuce in the sink?

use the garbage disposal.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Rgr that

 

[APRIL]

/me hangs post-it note on monitor: "never let april stay at house"

/leaves post-it note on top of warm dookie.

 

[plot]

/leaves post-it note on top of warm dookie.

wut?

 

[Dharma1521]

if you're at my house, you'd better fuckin flush.

For true! I'm a light sleeper so it would definitely wake me up; however, I would rather than then seeing someone's piss.

 

[autumn]

For true! I'm a light sleeper so it would definitely wake me up; however, I would rather than then seeing someone's piss.

i lived with a guy who would never flush when he peed and then he would leave the toilet lid down, so 6 hours later i'd open it and there would be terrible horrible terribleness

 

[plot]

this is why i like dharma. she just gets it.

 

[Dharma1521]

/me hangs post-it note on monitor: "never let april stay at house"

I flush. Can I stay at your house???

 

[plot]

I flush. Can I stay at your house???

when autumn and polo come over, you're invited too.

 

[Dharma1521]

i lived with a guy who would never flush when he peed and then he would leave the toilet lid down, so 6 hours later i'd open it and there would be terrible horrible terribleness

I'm sorry you went through that.

hugs.

warm Autumn hugs.

 

[autumn]

I'm sorry you went through that.

hugs.

warm Autumn hugs.

mmm.... warm dharma hugs. yum yum

 

[Dharma1521]

when autumn and polo come over, you're invited too.

Buy stock in Trojan. For when this blissfull event occurs, they will come in handy.

 

[plot]

i've had decent success with the pull out method.


besides, polo can't get pregnant.

 

[autumn]

as of july, I have an IUD.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

as of july, I have an IUD.

what in the fuck....why would you do that to yourself. bcp works just as well...

 

[APRIL]

what in the fuck....why would you do that to yourself. bcp works just as well...

Pills require the person to be somewhat responsible, tho.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Pills require the person to be somewhat responsible, tho.

so should having sex in the first place. god damnit there are like maybe two things in the world i'd want even remotely up there. neither of which are sharp plastic. ugh.

 

[autumn]

what in the fuck....why would you do that to yourself. bcp works just as well...

i was on the pill for a long time and the levels of hormones in it fuck with me way too badly. iud is easier and wont give me migraines so bad i can't get up in the morning once a week. no need to be so hostile though

 

[autumn]

and april, loving the implication...

 

[APRIL]

so should having sex in the first place. god damnit there are like maybe two things in the world i'd want even remotely up there. neither of which are sharp plastic. ugh.

I'm guessing 90% of people are stupid when it comes to sex. (I'm sure we have all made mistakes even if we come out of it safely.) It's natures trick to get us to reproduce.


If a girl wants to be on BC more power to her in whatever way she chooses.



YAY FOR FREEE LOVEEEEEE (without babies)