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[fly]

LMFAOdfkhfhd I literally lol'ed.

Anyway. No, I don't. My point is, if you fart JUST ONCE, and you have hair on your nethers, AND you wear underwear, that fart gas has nowhere to go and just stews in the asscrack & ball hair. Cuz, hair absorbs smells. Thus why you cannot wear the same pants twice in a row. Just, plain grossss

But I like the smell

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like to wear my pants until theyre able to stand up on their own.
Plus if you can smell them from 5 ft away, thats when theyre just getting good.

 

[Applesauce]

But I like the smell

WEll, no one else doess!!dkgdfg

Like, how us women can detect another woman's maxi pad, most people can detect pants that have been worm more than once and have farty public hair smells.

 

[strawberry love]

just sniff the crotch of the pants. if you've got smell. BAD.

 

[Applesauce]

I like to wear my pants until theyre able to stand up on their own.
Plus if you can smell them from 5 ft away, thats when theyre just getting good.

In my experience with jeans, by the end of the day, they don't get stiffer, they get softer.

 

[Applesauce]

just sniff the crotch of the pants. if you've got smell. BAD.

Right, but most men are immune to their nether hair smells.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

what? like a curly-cue or something?

Weird colors. Had a vibrantly dark green, if that makes sense.

 

[strawberry love]

WEll, no one else doess!!dkgdfg

Like, how us women can detect another woman's maxi pad, most people can detect pants that have been worm more than once and have farty public hair smells.

I only smell period women smells if they are fat? I think that crap spills over or something. Otherwise I really don't ever smell anything?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

just sniff the crotch of the pants. if you've got smell. BAD.

You make sense.

 

[strawberry love]

Right, but most men are immune to their nether hair smells.

this is true. how close do you have to be to someone to tell them that they stick though?

 

[Applesauce]

I only smell period women smells if they are fat? I think that crap spills over or something. Otherwise I really don't ever smell anything?

That's what I mean. But, there IS a smell.

 

[Applesauce]

this is true. how close do you have to be to someone to tell them that they stick though?

Telling anyone that they stink is always a sensitive issue, LOL!

 

[Petunia]

Play nice.

I've noticed you zero in on certain men and belittle them; do they remind you of your father or something??

should i zero in and belittle women?

 

[CletusJones]

should i zero in and belittle women?

For sure. Spread it around.

 

[Petunia]

if april was a woman, i'd start with her.

boooooo

 

[Duke]

LMFAOdfkhfhd I literally lol'ed.

Anyway. No, I don't. My point is, if you fart JUST ONCE, and you have hair on your nethers, AND you wear underwear, that fart gas has nowhere to go and just stews in the asscrack & ball hair. Cuz, hair absorbs smells. Thus why you cannot wear the same pants twice in a row. Just, plain grossss

wait, wut?

something something something diffusion something something farts don't cause pink eye

 

[Duke]

Telling anyone that they stink is always a sensitive issue, LOL!

Casper, your opinion on this topic?

 

[Petunia]

Casper, your opinion on this topic?

Holy faaaawk!!! Lmaoooo

 

[Petunia]

Also my laxative has mah belleh brewing!!! Woooohoooooo

Its almost tiiiime

 

[strawberry love]

Also my laxative has mah belleh brewing!!! Woooohoooooo

Its almost tiiiime

do you not usually have good bowel movements? you sound so happy to poop!