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[Jimmycrackcorn]

i just gave birth to a 4 pound, 7 ounce, brown thanksgiving baby

i need to walk this one off

 

[CletusJones]

Does it feel like you have more room inside you?

 

[CletusJones]

Did it clog the shitter?

 

[MadDog]

i hope u put gloves on when u took it out to weigh

 

[CletusJones]

Was there splashback?

 

[MadDog]

did you break it up with a stick before flushing?

 

[CletusJones]

Did you get any on your shoes?

 

[MadDog]

did you have any afterbirth?

 

[CletusJones]

What did it smell like?

 

[CletusJones]

Was there corn?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Did you take a pic for the MMS thrad?

 

[CletusJones]

Do you use a bidet or paper?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Does it feel like you have more room inside you?

i feel so empty

Did it clog the shitter?

nope....the work cans are like industrial strength

Was there splashback?

probably wouldn't have been...it's length was enough to break the water before the fall

 

[CletusJones]

When was the last time your scale was calibrated?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

did you have any afterbirth?

not yet, but now i'm gonna eat my breakfast....and drink more coffee....so we'll see how it goes

 

[CletusJones]

probably wouldn't have been...it's length was enough to break the water before the fall

Did it have a periscope?

 

[Duke]

You know when you take a shit so big that your pants fit better afterwards?

Those are good shits.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Did you take a pic for the MMS thrad?

honestly, for a split second, i considered closing angry birds space and taking a pic

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Do you use a bidet or paper?

paper

 

[Rollout]

honestly, for a split second, i considered closing angry birds space and taking a pic

Why didn't you?