Baby Dry Spell

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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does the lack of getting laid coincide with you shaving your head?
 

TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
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Currently Locked up: esposa
i know that for most of you *death stare @Duke* a sexual dry spell is as natural as the air and the sun... but for others its pure hell.

its been like 3 months since Ive seen a real peen, let alone touched one. At 1st it was nothing but sexual dreams, then everything started looking like a beautiful peen, my curling iron, the my ventolin inhaler, my tube socks... peen peen peen!
now im just sad. have i grown a fresh new hymen?

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with the exception of the day you were born til the day you 1st had intercourse... what has been your longest dry spell?

If I really wanted, I could find myself a hot Inca and do the deed, but Im just way too scared to have sexy times with anyone else. :( Also, i think i should be a full time dyke since i have the hairstyle for it.
good thing I packed my LELO with me!!!

i just re-read this 1st post... and NOTHING has changed xcept now its been 10 months.. wow... longest dry spell evar!
but thats cool tho... its not at the top of my list.

:d
 

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
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i just re-read this 1st post... and NOTHING has changed xcept now its been 10 months.. wow... longest dry spell evar!
but thats cool tho... its not at the top of my list.

:d

Just think, you twat will be nice and tight for the next negro to invade your delicate flower.
 

my little brony

Keep Being A Little Bitch
Oct 15, 2004
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Reminds me of a quote I heard from Dharma, "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

Thankfully, she wasn't saying it to me.

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Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
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heyfubuddy
You just need to purchase an Auto-Plooker 3000.
The new models have a variable speed transmission and an auto-lubrication spout plus the "mega-vibe" feature.
Ill send you our brochure.