ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS. HALP!
no soccer teams to rape and pillage?
im going to start ignoring you
a whole team?? damn waw, let me get back on my feet!!! i need at least a day or two to handle a whole team.
im going to start ignoring you
good question.does the lack of getting laid coincide with you shaving your head?
i know that for most of you *death stare @Duke* a sexual dry spell is as natural as the air and the sun... but for others its pure hell.
its been like 3 months since Ive seen a real peen, let alone touched one. At 1st it was nothing but sexual dreams, then everything started looking like a beautiful peen, my curling iron, the my ventolin inhaler, my tube socks... peen peen peen!
now im just sad. have i grown a fresh new hymen?
http://www.icanhasimage.com/images/6byvpmgk73o2xzlt5ol.jpg
with the exception of the day you were born til the day you 1st had intercourse... what has been your longest dry spell?
If I really wanted, I could find myself a hot Inca and do the deed, but Im just way too scared to have sexy times with anyone else. Also, i think i should be a full time dyke since i have the hairstyle for it.
good thing I packed my LELO with me!!!
i just re-read this 1st post... and NOTHING has changed xcept now its been 10 months.. wow... longest dry spell evar!
but thats cool tho... its not at the top of my list.
:d
Just think, you twat will be nice and tight for the next negro to invade your delicate flower.
i imagine the 1st time will be painful. YAY
Reminds me of a quote I heard from Dharma, "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."
Thankfully, she wasn't saying it to me.
thats fucking brilliant!!!!
its something nice to look forward to but nothing im ready to tackle just yet.
plus i think id rather lick vag.
You just need to purchase an Auto-Plooker 3000.
The new models have a variable speed transmission and an auto-lubrication spout plus the "mega-vibe" feature.
Ill send you our brochure.