Baby Drool Jr's sh!ts are larger than me and my new niece

[Sarcasmo]

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

blolz

 

[eileenbunny]

Congrats dave.

 

[JAXvillain]

Congrats dave.

i no, rite? it must have really been quite an undertaking on his part

 

[dbzeag]

i no, rite? it must have really been quite an undertaking on his part

I know, it was/is exhausting. Finding a matching diaper bag for the designer diapers I got them is really taxing.

 

[dbzeag]

Amelia May!! Hooray!

 

[dbzeag]

17.5" long! small baby!

 

[JAXvillain]

I have a friend named amelia. good name

 

[dbzeag]

wtf does this mean

The baby wasn't due for a while but they had to induce labor because her heart rate was dropping. Conventional birth was not working, so an "emergency" c-section was ordered. I guess "artificially induced" doesn't make any sense.

 

[dbzeag]

I have a friend named amelia. good name

I requested the name Jeanetta, but that was vetoed, obviously

 

[fly]

I have a friend named amelia. good name

6 DEGREES OF WAW~!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have a friend named amelia. good name

Your grandmother's name was Amelia. Earhart.

 

[dbzeag]

Your grandmother's name was Amelia. Earhart.

w_a_w too old, that was his sister.

 

[JAXvillain]

I've also stayed at the ritz carlton on amelia island about a dozen times

 

[Sarcasmo]

I ate Ritz crackers on an island once.

 

[Casper]

I live on an island.

 

[APRIL]

I've also stayed at the ritz carlton on amelia island about a dozen times

OMG we have too!;...well once we did.

 

[APRIL]

I live on an island.

Don't we all.... in a way.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Aunty Chim Chim! baaaaaaahahahaha!

 

[fly]

Aunty Chim Chim! baaaaaaahahahaha!

The crazy part is that would make dbz a top.

 

[dbzeag]

UPDATE - PICS!!?!?!??!?!!

http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm45/dbzeag/Amelia May Forshey/