Baby Drool Jr's sh!ts are larger than me and my new niece

dbzeag

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So my sister gave birth about a week early artificially induced C-section to a healthy 5lb 4oz girl!

Silly me I forgot to ask what they were going to name "goober" other than goober. Also no pictures available yet, but I will post them up soon.

Chim (bless his heart) asked, "Does this make me Aunty Timmy?" :lol:

W00t!

<<<< Proud guncle!

UPDATE - Pics are up!!!!
 
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dbzeag

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awesome, congrats to your sister. pics of sister?

This was her about a month ago.

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In Hawaii with her hubby.

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That man does look abnormally small. Is he really a midget?

He's an inch or two shorter than my sister, and she is an inch or two shorter than me. Fly, you remember how "short" I was, so you can gauge that then.
 

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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here