Ontopic Dorys thread of Meandering Nonsense

Day 29.

First World Problems - Send Help!

I'll wait you out you scheming bastard
Stare you down with my glare
Just beware
Because I gotta a whole lotta time on my hands
And a backlog of demands
Waiting on me for you to sort yourself out
Or out the window you're going
Without a fucking doubt

No forums, no virtual agent
No stranger in far places
Can help you out
You're disconnected from life
I pulled the plug
Off and on. Off and on.
In and out and out again.
Off, on, off, on.
Keep blinking your lights at me and you'll see
What kind of Office Space wrath I have inside of me

You can protest as much as you like
But I've handled bigger foes than you
Beat em down without a fight
So come on punk make my day
Keep refusing and disobey
I gotta window with no locks on
Waiting for a machine to fall from
They'll call it suicide
But I'm gonna be the one who pushes you
From that ledge
Into nextdoors hedge
Fuck you printer
You won't beat me
I'll beat you
Just you wait and see
Fuck you HP!
 
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Ok, I feel the need to critique.

Day 28 I stopped reading at 'less kids'. You know full well that' less' is incorrect with discrete items that can be counted and you should have used 'fewer'. And don't give me 'poetic licence' crap.

Day 29. Told you to get a Canon. You dumb.
 
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DJBrenton said:
Ok, I feel the need to critique.

Day 28 I stopped reading at 'less kids'. You know full well that' less' is incorrect with discrete items that can be counted and you should have used 'fewer'. And don't give me 'poetic licence' crap.

Day 29. Told you to get a Canon. You dumb.
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Depends on whether you're talking about the size of kids. Fat kid is more, skinny kid is less.
 
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DJBrenton said:
Ok, I feel the need to critique.

Day 28 I stopped reading at 'less kids'. You know full well that' less' is incorrect with discrete items that can be counted and you should have used 'fewer'. And don't give me 'poetic licence' crap.

Day 29. Told you to get a Canon. You dumb.
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You're to blame for all of this.
Fortunately I began Far too late to cringe at the mistakes I'm currently raising.
Once they're adults.
 
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DJBrenton said:
Ok, I feel the need to critique.

Day 28 I stopped reading at 'less kids'. You know full well that' less' is incorrect with discrete items that can be counted and you should have used 'fewer'. And don't give me 'poetic licence' crap.

Day 29. Told you to get a Canon. You dumb.
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I claim my poetic license in these matters. Please refer to stormzy or something something.
 
Day 30

Virus

Are you self isolating hyson green
cos it doesn't seem
You read the news
About the flus
That are ridding the place
Of people the government hate

Getting burnt by the sun
Trying not to feel glum
What the hell is wrong
It won't be long
Til the population is decimated
The elite grabbing land from the populated

The sun might be nice
But if you get too close
It'll stab you, no joke.
Good kinda day
But what price
Does the earth pay?
Are we seeing the effects of climate change
Lifting a bit with less emissions
Will you change your missions
When this ends and you go back
To the day to day crack
Or will you forget when there was no PPE
People dying. Are you getting enough glee?
Going out and spreading a virus
That's hurting nurses

Oh well
Enjoy the sun
I'll stay away
Busy my day
Driving round
Feeling the burn
Hoping it's not your turn
To feel a tight chest
Grip for your breast
Because it was okay to run and joke
Have a natter and a smoke
On street corners with your pals
Like pigs to the slaughter
You might be killing someone's daughter

But fuck it.
Guess you didn't hear
About the flu
So enjoy your beer
Ignore what's in the air
Deadly oxygen floating
Stomach full of booze, bloating
Letting down your barriers
Not seeing hurdles
But rules to jump through
If only you knew
The truth on the ground
Of how many dead are being found

Unreported, anonymous, nameless
Someone's father, mother, son, faceless
It won't happen to you
Because you don't have a clue
If ignorance is bliss
Then I just wish
The infection gives you a miss
Because what's in your mind can't be changed
There ain't no ways
You'll believe what people are doing
Clap for the NHS? They should be booing
Your risk taking
Increasing their chances
Of the grim reaper
Visiting them, tipping the balances
Against those trying their best
To save lives for all the rest
 
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Day 31.

PTSD

One, two
Creaking floor
Three, four
Bang at the door
Five, six
Dropping sticks
Seven, eight
Fireworks late
Nine, ten
Jumping out my skin

One, two, three, four
When things drop on the floor
Five, six, seven, eight
The smashing of a plate
Nine, ten
Run away again

The backfire of a motorbike
The prankster trying to psyche
Putting me on edge
Full of fright
Panic rising up
Heartbeat racing,
Breathing, labouring
Can't stop this thing
Mammalian response
That scary sounds bring
Hard wired
Jump started
By the unpredictable nature
Of shit people inflicting trauma
With and without intent

Sorry to make you flinch madam
I was only having fun
But my head says no
That's not the way to go
Leave me alone
Give me the quiet
The padded cell
So my mind can be quelled
Without alarming sounds
No bangs from all around
Screaming, shouting, swearing
Fighting, flighting, flopping

Please stop kicking the fence
You're putting me on the defence
Cos my brains just a bit screwed
From any past abuse
I can't help it
I can't fake it
This is the way they made it
 
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Dory said:
Spelled it right.

Thats just awful. Eurgh.
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You're old fashioned

Over the 19th and 20th centuries, spelt was much more commonly seen in British writing than spelled. It wasn’t necessarily considered a mistake to use spelled in Britain, spelt just happened to be the preferred, more common spelling.




This preference seems to be waning, however, as spelled has grown in popularity in Britain in recent years (see below).



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addendum to my previous:
I also must add: please do not go inject
the chemicals used to clean and disinfect.
the delicate balance our bodies expect
to keep functioning smoothly, and I'll be direct,
CANNOT BE KEPT WITH SOLUTIONS OF BLEACH;
DO NOT HEED ADVICE FROM THAT SHITGIBBON'S SPEECH
electrolyte balances will be disturbed,
and the cellular walls of our blood cells, superb
little cells which must carry our oxygen through
all our vessels will lyse, and you'll start turning blue
the actual word for this is "cyanosis,"
and that's not to mention the likely necrosis
at site of injection (assuming you live
long enough to see anything); comparative
to the virus I'd say it's not likely improvement
you're probably still gonna die, but the movement
of virus from person to person ain't ceased
just 'cause body of host is amongst the deceased
so I cannot believe that I must beg so plain,
but for me, if not thee: please do not die in vain.
 
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