Does anybody on here drink whiskey?

[JAXvillain]

why do you not touch it?

it's for commoners

 

[Syrup Beaver]

why do you not touch it?

I don't care for the general lack of character associated with the grain whiskey in blended scotches.

And yes, that includes JW Gold and Blue - while I find them to be 'okay', they're certainly not worth the cost, not when you can get a Glenmorangie 18 for less than the Gold and a Port Ellen 19 for less than the Blue.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have a half of a jack daniels whiskey barrel in my garage Im gonna use as a planter.
I wonder if itll make the plants drunk?

 

[fly]

Sometimes, I fart in my hand, then toss the air quickly into my mouth. When I blow it out my nose, I can smell the fart really well.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sometimes, I fart in my hand, then toss the air quickly into my mouth. When I blow it out my nose, I can smell the fart really well.

Flexible tubing works best

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sometimes, I fart in my hand, then toss the air quickly into my mouth. When I blow it out my nose, I can smell the fart really well.

ahaha the wife got mad at me the other night cuz she could "taste" my farts

 

[jaxxor]

I do not touch blended scotch

my nga

I have to admit, my wife brought home a boutique, small batch bottle of bourbon, and I am very happy with it

 

[jaxxor]

I don't care for the general lack of character associated with the grain whiskey in blended scotches.

And yes, that includes JW Gold and Blue - while I find them to be 'okay', they're certainly not worth the cost, not when you can get a Glenmorangie 18 for less than the Gold and a Port Ellen 19 for less than the Blue.

JW was quite a letdown.

I had a glass of MacAllan 12 year the other night that was adequate at best. My tastes are getting too fucking expensive

 

[Syrup Beaver]

JW was quite a letdown.

I had a glass of MacAllan 12 year the other night that was adequate at best. My tastes are getting too fucking expensive

Macallan 12 isn't all that great IMO, too dry and raisiny for me.

The 18 on the other hand is quite good, the 25 is okay, but not worth the cost.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'll be going here when I'm in London

http://www.royalmilewhiskies.com/

I've been to their shop in Edinburgh, I spent 3 hours and way too much money there

I'll probably make a stop here as well:

http://www.coventgardenwhiskyshop.co.uk/

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'll probably make a stop here as well:

http://www.coventgardenwhiskyshop.co.uk/

I've been there a few times. Great shop. I stayed at the Waldorf a few blocks away and hauled 3 or 4 bags of shit there by the time I left a week later.

If you guys happen to make it up to Scotland, even for a day, take the distillery tour. If scotch is your thing you will think you've died and gone to heaven. All the snifters you can shake a stick at, of all the best scotch on the planet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've been there a few times. Great shop. I stayed at the Waldorf a few blocks away and hauled 3 or 4 bags of shit there by the time I left a week later.

If you guys happen to make it up to Scotland, even for a day, take the distillery tour. If scotch is your thing you will think you've died and gone to heaven. All the snifters you can shake a stick at, of all the best scotch on the planet.

Which distillery tour?

I've been to a few

 

[Sarcasmo]

Which distillery tour?

I've been to a few

The one where you travel from distillery to distillery. You should be able to find a package that hits 4 or 5 of them.

 

[zengirl]

ahaha the wife got mad at me the other night cuz she could "taste" my farts

OMFG this is the single grossest thing I've read all day

 

[jaxxor]

The one where you travel from distillery to distillery. You should be able to find a package that hits 4 or 5 of them.

I've never been banned from an entire country before, I think that might do the trick

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The one where you travel from distillery to distillery. You should be able to find a package that hits 4 or 5 of them.

Oh, I don't do group tours

I did three in a day, Glenlivet was the first stop and we got generous amounts of the 12, French Oak, 18, and the 21yo bottling there - then lunch at the Craigellachie Hotel's Quaich Bar (Where I enjoyed a glass of 45yo Mortlach), then Glenfiddich and then Cardhu (which is awful stuff)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've never been banned from an entire country before, I think that might do the trick

Dude, it's Scotland - all there is to do is drink and frolic with sheep.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I've never been banned from an entire country before, I think that might do the trick

Im banned from New Mexico

 

[Sarcasmo]

ahaha the wife got mad at me the other night cuz she could "taste" my farts

OMFG this is the single grossest thing I've read all day

omfg....aaaaahahahahahahahaha

 

[Sarcasmo]

I've never been banned from an entire country before, I think that might do the trick

I think you, especially, would love it. It's better to not go on group tours (As Chikken apparently knows), but sometimes people have an aversion to being on their own in other countries and groups make it easy and less stressful. The problem with that, as someone like you would soon discover, is that they don't alot enough time at each place to make it worth your while. It's a decent stop, just not for someone who wants to really bask in the glory of scotch.

As my dad said when we were walking into one of the them, "Son, if I never see you again, know that I love you."