Do bad things really happen in 3s?

[plot]

this stuff wouldn't happen if you lived in flapes guest room.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

this stuff wouldn't happen if you lived in flapes guest room.

Now that's a snazzy idea...


I hear flights to Tampa are pretty cheap in a couple of months time....

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

But I'd make a fantastic house elf.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm alright. Boo's gonna get himself a jerb!

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm alright. Boo's gonna get himself a jerb!

wouldn't that render him un-datable?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

wouldn't that render him un-datable?

My last boyfriend worked, it wasn't too bad. Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and earn bread though I guess. Would be nice to have some scotch in that area I suppose. Also now the kids are back he's gotta think about Xmas and birthdays and such.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN SUPPORTING HIS ASS THIS WHOLE TIME??

LMAO

WAY TO GO CARYS!

No I've been supporting myself. Rent is the same regardless of how many people you have in your house bb. Same for standard council bills etc. He gets his own money but he's gonna have to sort out a steady job for a while to help out/get stuff for chillens.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I KNEW it, this was totally an attempt to reintegrate a hobo into normal society.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I KNEW it, this was totally an attempt to reintegrate a hobo into normal society.

SHUT THE HELL UP!

You can't blow my cover when I'm this close to finishing my thesis.

 

[JAXvillain]

it might have worked if you could have broken him of his addiction to carrying bindle sticks everywhere. dead giveaway

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's the doctorate program, not the bachelors.

 

[Applesauce]

wat happened now? things should be better! you're not homeless!

lololololol

 

[Applesauce]

I'm alright. Boo's gonna get himself a jerb!

He dun has kids fresh outta the storage binz and boy ain't got no job??

Does he have a large penis, at least??

 

[Applesauce]

are they newborns? no. they are a bit older than that. so he shoulda had a job for a while now. suddenly waking up and thinking oh yaaaa i guess my grown babies needs things is pretty lame.

in america, we call that a dead beat.

Mistress, did you miss that part where the chil'renz were stuck in the lost n found box for 9 years?

 

[Applesauce]

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9 yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs???? wtf

Ah mah gad! The whole fiasco in that infinity thread. Currizz and I had a falling out over my telling her she was a jerk for having the 'tude that the kids should put up or shut up, because thurr dad is effing her!