FYI DJB's thread of shame

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I called tardwife this morning and she told me quite a merry tale of what state DJB was in last night and about a toilet he may or may not have managed to break in said state at 3am.

ITT we hypothesise how and why he smashed up my mothers brand new toilet and what monstrous drinks he had consumed to get into said state.

 

[fly]

What did he do to the last one that called for a brand new one?

 

[Coqui]

The irony of a thread of shame for DJB with Nemesi as the first post

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Interesting question

Maybe he did something last time he got in at 3am.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The irony of a thread of shame for DJB with Nemesi as the first post

The way my mum told it, it was worse than being related to me. I think she even use the word 'fucking' and 'shit' a few times, which is highly unusual language for her and denotes how dramatic his behaviour must have been.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I predict that at this exact second he is being sick into the other toilet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*sigh* was he attempting poop stunts without a spotter?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He's let us both down Drool. He was either so drunk he was sick, in which case I'm disowning him for being a lightweight, or his poop stunts went badly wrong, in which case you need to train him up again.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If he drank till he horked up, I wanna know what he was drinking so I can stay away from it

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I bet he horked up loads. My mum only ever has that tone of voice when she's been listening to him puking at 4am while she tries to sleep. Poor woman.

 

[Petunia]

maybe he was trying to have sex in the bathroom with his beloved tardwife after a night of drinking.

shit got sloppy

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yeah, except their house is not a gay club.

At least not on Thursdays.

 

[fly]

I *may* have PM'd him that tardwife was hoarding cash under that toilet.

 

[Duke]

The irony of a thread of shame for DJB with Nemesi as the first post

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I *may* have PM'd him that tardwife was hoarding cash under that toilet.

 

[Applesauce]

LOL!! How do you break a toilet??

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm sure he will enlighten us when his headache subsides.

We once smashed the sink in half in one of our old houses kind of by accident, kind of by drunken brawling. Perhaps he was fighting himself while taking a dump.

 

[august]

Yeah, except their house is not a gay club.

At least not on Thursdays.

Funny you mention this, I was at a gay club and my obese friend broke a toilet, not trying to sex it, though, she just fell over and took the stall and part of the toilet with her

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Funny you mention this, I was at a gay club and my obese friend broke a toilet, not trying to sex it, though, she just fell over and took the stall and part of the toilet with her

So maybe my parents house is a gay club....

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Also I demand pics of the toilet!